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WE HAVE WON, MY BATTLE BROTHERS

GLORIOUS VICTORY
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

You know why.

7 Years in Alpha

Do you really want to get that Guinness record for longest game in alpha?
Isn't it the time to stop? You outbeat most competitors and some of them are even dead already.

Still a very good game. Would play the alpha with my 10 grandkids out of 10.

Doesn't get up to the level of Fran Bow insanity, but still a very decent game. I am comparing this to the previous game because I put the expectations quite high. I wasn't let down nor I was impressed either. Good for one go. Might revisit the osts because they were really atmospheric.
Pluses:
- Calm gameplay
- Exceptional narration
- Solid musical accompany
- Nice minigames.
Minuses:
- Morgo lies. Choice doesn't really matter. [big minus]
- Dirty jokes (duh)
- Dinasoures

Mindblowing.

Хочу жрать.

Targetted memes.

Well, I think I'll write it here then. I absolutely loved this game. It's amazing how one can play with your thoughts. But there is a thing I wanted to talk about. Raphael. This guy is indeed very logical and emotional. He've said he have found the game annoying. He is halfly right, that's why I didn't like YOU harassing him. He is halfly right, BUT from his point of view. He is a very logical and emotional person, who lacks imagination. Imagination is a very crucial thing you have to own to understand the game. You will CERTAINLY feel unfulfilled, if you also lack that kind of imagination this game requires. If you're a "very logical" guy, this game is not for you, because you'll never get the true idea of what it has inside, what unlogical logic it hides between the lines of narative text. In conclusion, you can't harass people, who didn't understand the game and found it annoying. They were thinking that they thought correctly, but from their not fully correct point of view, from the path of thoughts they made while playing, and decided that it is "soul rending".


I have a guy who is like Raphael. Following his lines of thinking I got the idea from both worlds: his and mine.

And thus hats appeared...

Супер красивая игра с огромными перспективами. Жду больше обновлений.

Для тех у кого проблемы с текстурами, во время игры жмякайте f3 и ставите texture quality на 4. Мгновенный профит.