Recent reviews by CapitunLocke

10/10 got blown by a flying space whale

Update 2: Now there is a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forced arbitration clause in the EULA that they force you to accept now. This EULA was not in the game at launch. ♥♥♥♥ Sony. ♥♥♥♥ them with a rusty stick.

Update: I can do this anymore arrowhead. I cannot in conscience recommend a game where the devs so blatantly hate their player base. The constant nerfs, the lies, Sony. I just don't get it, you were so close to greatness. It feels like you're manipulating us to get into the news again and I'm over this abusive relationship. Goodbye, we had some good times.

Pokemans had an illegitimate baby with monster hunter, rust, and Battlefield 1. 10/10 game of the year.

Go to hell, Finalmint

Tons of fun with friends, but man are those microtransactions not so micro.

The factory must grow.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your game gave me cancer anyway.

Pay to win premiums. Pay to win ammo. More RNG than a sleezy casino. I spent many of my years playing this game, I was in the beta. Honestly, I downloaded and installed 60gb of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just so that I could idle the five minutes required to give this game a negative review.

Loads of fun, especially with friends.

Fun game, however the micro transactions make EA look like a responsible member of the gaming community. You can free to play, but after 40 hours I haven't actually earned enough to buy even a single gun.

Still haven't beaten long war.