I was having fun, had just reached the atomic era and was really looking forward to nuking Ghandi after his missionary spam. Then the game crashed, I reloaded and the game crashed again. Feeling disappointed I looked to the forums for advice. There a helpful guy recommended ice cream. Ice cream would both cool my machine and grease it up so it would run better. I scooped plenty of ice rcream into my computer and now it won't start.

I feel like an idiot, it's just like when I followed this youtube video and drilled a hole into my iPhone 7 so I could plug in my headphones.

Game is fun, people on the internet aren't