+rep thx for game

added for trade ^^

-rep cheater scammer

Penis Urkel is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in him when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and he's obviously not on his period

i look up at him, he's got a glassy, jarred look on his face and he's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush him into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

he's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, he's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and he looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, he looks like he's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, carry him to the nearest doctor and explain everything

he takes one look at him and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

i literally hope you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murdered scumbag

♥♥♥♥ you scrench boy