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Recent reviews by SlightlyTango

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1,360.6 hrs on record (1,049.6 hrs at review time)
The worst part about Noita is that it's an incredible game, but also unforgiving.
An addictive cycle of despair,.
Posted 13 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.7 hrs on record
Had to run it on low graphical settings, but aside from some visual artifacts here and there, popins mostly, it was fluid, and loading times damn near nothing.
Amazingly good puzzles, an enjoyable story, good characters, extremely solid gameplay loop and mechanics.
Posted 10 January, 2024.
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122.4 hrs on record (66.7 hrs at review time)
You are either going to find it too boring, or absolutely love it to death.
There is very little you can say about it that doesn't spoil it. It has a slow burn at the start, because the game is exploration based and learning the mechanics obviously makes it, uhm. Slower.
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty funny, though incredibly short at times very creepy.
Posted 23 September, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.5 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
So many crashes. So. Many. Crashes.

And the developer is well aware of them, doesn't seem to patch it, and is still *selling* it here.
Posted 25 February, 2018.
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0.0 hrs on record
TL;DR: Don't buy unless you have mods that require this DLC. Insultingly poor quality.

Anyone buying this should get a partial refund. Quality that does not match Skyrim. Heck, quality that does not match *something that you would release*. There are parts that are plainly not finished (the vampire courtyard has glaring, huuuuge, huuuge bugs, giant worldholes). The Vampire model's animations are plainly not finished, and controls super clunky. Half the things you get as a vampire is already implemented as standard shouts. The levels that are the best of are clearly not filled in with the usual clutter, huge parts are just filler with a couple of skeletons just thrown in at random. I find the quality *insulting*, and the fact that it has A) Been released B) Not been fixed makes my blood boil with besserwisser rage.
Posted 30 April, 2015.
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