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The worst part about Noita is that it's an incredible game, but also unforgiving.
An addictive cycle of despair,.

Had to run it on low graphical settings, but aside from some visual artifacts here and there, popins mostly, it was fluid, and loading times damn near nothing.
Amazingly good puzzles, an enjoyable story, good characters, extremely solid gameplay loop and mechanics.

You are either going to find it too boring, or absolutely love it to death.
There is very little you can say about it that doesn't spoil it. It has a slow burn at the start, because the game is exploration based and learning the mechanics obviously makes it, uhm. Slower.

Pretty funny, though incredibly short at times very creepy.

So many crashes. So. Many. Crashes.

And the developer is well aware of them, doesn't seem to patch it, and is still *selling* it here.

TL;DR: Don't buy unless you have mods that require this DLC. Insultingly poor quality.

Anyone buying this should get a partial refund. Quality that does not match Skyrim. Heck, quality that does not match *something that you would release*. There are parts that are plainly not finished (the vampire courtyard has glaring, huuuuge, huuuge bugs, giant worldholes). The Vampire model's animations are plainly not finished, and controls super clunky. Half the things you get as a vampire is already implemented as standard shouts. The levels that are the best of are clearly not filled in with the usual clutter, huge parts are just filler with a couple of skeletons just thrown in at random. I find the quality *insulting*, and the fact that it has A) Been released B) Not been fixed makes my blood boil with besserwisser rage.