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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:03am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23am