the Earnest Octopus
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I spend every third Wednesday of the month dividing expired candies into like piles, which I then put through a mulcher in alphabetical order. Afterwards I shovel all of the mulched candies, now one large glob of sucrose mainly, into a moderate sized hole dug into the earth which I cover with a clay lid then cover with about thirteen inches of dirt. Six months later you dig it up, remove the clay lid, and boom - you got yourself a free degree in herpetology.
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JUICY FRUIT 14 септ. 2018 в 16:12 
Man and girl go out to drive under moonlight. They stop at on at side of road. He turn to his girl and say:

"Baby, I love you very much"

"What is it honey?"

"Our car is broken down. I think the engine is broken. I'll walk and get some more fuel."

"Ok. I'll stay here and look after our stereo. There have been news report of steres being stolen"

"Good idea. Keep the doors locked no matter what. I love you sweaty"

So the guy left to get full for the car. After two hours the girl say "Where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". Then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

The girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. The next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
JUICY FRUIT 14 септ. 2014 в 12:05 
Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph
JUICY FRUIT 4 юни 2013 в 6:44 
you claim to be such a good frriend of mine, but were you aware that i came in a close 4th for 2003's Meat Loaf "Sing-A-Like" contest?!?
hevibee 29 май 2012 в 20:18 
this just in: you're an octo♥♥♥♥♥
hevibee 16 февр. 2012 в 4:52 
It's not about Tron, it's about Jeff Bridges, mmmmm.
JUICY FRUIT 26 юни 2010 в 23:30 
you are stupid