We are a conglomerate of the nation's leading suppliers of pharmaceutical goods, fresh burrito wrappings and fillings.. on the weekends we maintain a water buffalo farm, where we harvest milk from the females and sell it to local dairy farmers who pawn it off as their own milk selling it for twice the profit. we let it slide, because we don't care about the money, we just like providing the service. also, we like to play craps with various blackmarket types, gambling usually in human organs. on occasion we deal in black market "Midnight Cowboy" themed PEZ dispensers




the BPFL was the first organization to help fund and fully support animal gene splicing.

the BPFL was the number one user of Bituminous coal in 2006 and again in 2008!

the BPFL use no msg in their cooking.

the BPFL harm/accidentally kill less than 25 people a year(average) during their routine business operations.

the BPFL is not OSHA certified.

the BPFL was founded in 1874, disbanded in 1892 and refounded in 1923 where it became a mexican-american foundation for the hard of hearing.

the BPFL was dumping crude oil into the gulf long before BP.*

4 out of every 5 BPFL members are certified whalers in most international water systems.

the BPFL is your REAL father.

the BPFL are not attorneys or attorney spokespersons.**

the BPFL is not associated with the Bavarian Protestant Fellowship League.

the BPFL is and will always be the number one supporter of open air plastic melting pits in central asia.

the BPFL will make you famous.***

the BPFL met Jamie Farr once in a krogers produce section in 1997. He was a prick...

the BPFL ONLY eats GMO.








*while the BPFL can't claim they dumped nearly as much oil as BP, it was clearly their idea first, as they frequently pave the way with out of the box thinking.

**not since the laragra county courthouse fire of 1989

***actual results may vary

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