Recent reviews by Don Karnage

It's Psychonauts, but incremented by 1.

The hype is real. Supergiant has done it again.

Take a trip down the Zero. You'll find answers, but you may not remember what the questions were.

Best baby-making simulator on Steam.

This game is great. It's like Portal 2 but dark and somewhat Resident Evil.

Best Adventure game I've played in decades.

This is still my favorite game of all time.

I nominated this for The "You Can Literally Feel Your Soul Being Crushed" Award on the Steam Awards because you can literally feel your soul being crushed when you play this game. If that appeals to you, go right ahead. I mean I had a weird sensation where my chest was tight and the back of my eyes hurt. I guess that's what having your soul crushed feels like.

I totally don't work for the company who made this; you can trust my recommendation.

Do you really need me to tell you to play this? I mean really, what am I supposed to say? It's not like you don't know it's great. Everybody you've ever met says it's great. Every review you've ever read says it's great. Even snarky click-bait review sites can't bring themselves to talk bad about it. The YouTube comments for it are positive. YouTube comments! And yet you still haven't played it. So you've stumbled on this review and expect that something I write will be what finally makes you break down and spend however much it costs to get what is literally one of the greatest games of all time? Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.