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Recent reviews by Sandow

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5 people found this review helpful
30.0 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Deus Ex but as a detective, I'm having a blast already, I can't wait for it to grow !
Posted 20 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
I paid for the first game which was really good, then they closed it down to be replaced by this different, inferior product full of greedy monetization schemes.

Remember when we could play old games ? That was nice.

Do not play Activision-Blizzard games. Do not pay for any Activision-Blizzard products.
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
430.6 hrs on record (125.9 hrs at review time)
Got banned for 1 day and 5 hours for quitting a 1v1 custom game with a friend that is in the same clan as me. Hum.

UPDATE: It's okay, they fixed it !

Nah, that's a joke. They banned me a few days later for 1 day and 5 hours again. We finished the game, we won, then as I was about to go back to lobby, the "saving" symbol was blocked in perpetual motion, for a good 10 minutes. I decided to alt+F4.

Got banned for it, as if I was a rage quitter, when the game was over, at the scoreboard at the end of the game, a game that I WON.

What the hell ?
Posted 10 July, 2023. Last edited 20 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
208.0 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
Best Gundam game available on Steam, it's actually great, I've had more fun on this game than on Overwatch. Give it a try !

For the past few months, me and my buddies and new friends we made on the game, we could reliably find games within 4 minutes of wait at the maximum.

The developers decided to "merge" EU and NA servers, except that is a lie. They simply closed EU servers, and forced EU players on the NA servers.

The lag is so bad, most of my shots at mid-range miss even though I clearly see the shot go through the body of the enemy.

The game is now 100% unplayable for EU players.

IF YOU ARE FROM THE EU, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.
Posted 2 January, 2023. Last edited 3 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
281.8 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Check the Steam forum of the game. To the question "How can so many people post thousands of gushing reviews when the game is barely out, have all those people been playing Dwarf Fortress for 25 years for free and were just waiting for an opportunity to pay $30?", you will find 200 pages of "yes".

Unfathomably based.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.6 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Absolutely amazing. I hardly ever give a 10/10 to any game, but this game did what it set out to do perfectly. The attention to detail shows that the people making it loved it dearly. It's really great, it deserves to be more recognized, play it, there's hardly any game like it out there ! It's incredible.
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
163.3 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
I don't need anything else, just lock me up in a dark room with this game and throw away the keys.
Posted 19 June, 2021.
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69 people found this review helpful
116 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
A friend of mine gifted this to me for my birthday. He's not my friend anymore.
Posted 26 September, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
149.9 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
You can cast the spell "Enlarge" on a demigod with no pants. 10/10, would enlarge again
Posted 11 September, 2014.
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