I am an Indian. I have a diet that has the unintended consequences of me passing farts that are comparable to nuclear bombs. Usually, they do not feel the need to escape my anus when I am inside my school, and usually release later in the day, when I am outside of my school. However, today was an exception to this rule, and it was the most memorable fart that I have ever released in my 16 years of existing.

Today, when I woke up, I realised that I did not finish that dinner that I could not finish yesterday due to my stomach having a lack of space for it. Therefore, I had to consume it in the morning. My dinners are usually heavier than my breakfasts, due to the lack of risk of farting in my house, since my family is immune to my farts. However, the power of my farts are unknown to people at my schools.

During the 5th period of the day, I felt a fart. I had a mild stomach-ache during the entire day that was due to the poor ventilation of my school, and the gassy nature of mutton biryani. It was agonising by the time I got to the 5th period. It clawed my entire insides, and would have killed me if I did not release a fart. Therefore, I decided to risk farting, hoping that it would be a silent fart.

However, it was not a silent fart. It was louder than the volcanic eruption in Kratakoa. The deafening noise of the fart ruptures everyone's eardrums for a solid couple of seconds. In surprise, one of the students accidentally pulled the fire-alarm, which caused everybody to go out of the school for the couple of minutes. Once it was found that there was a lack of a fire, everybody went in. The person who pulled the fire alarm was never found.

Currently, my entire class is congratulating me on releasing such a putrid and deafening fart. I had known everyone for approximately 14 years, which meant that berating me was just in jest, and there was a lack of sourness between us that had fostered due to my fart. Everybody wanted to know about my breakfast this morning, and I informed them about my regular diet of extravagant foods of biryani, dhaab chingri, pulao, etc. They are mouth-watering for my class.