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2 people found this review helpful
100.0 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Squad leaders learn to place your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn beacons

Better nominate this for Steam Awards, lads.
Posted 7 July, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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13.3 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
People shouting "muh historical accuracy" in a Battlefield game, on women being in the game, always gives me a good chuckle.

People complaining about the amount of cheaters, yet I get called a cheater after returning to the game for the first time since its first few months of being out, after repurchasing it on Steam. And I am at best a mediocre player. Seems people just need to get over their ego with all the cheater complaints.

Great fun being back in BFV, runs extremely well for me, with how limited my system has been in other games recently. For the 5.99 sale now, it's just a matter of picking it up!
Posted 30 August, 2021.
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10.6 hrs on record
Could sit here and write a long review like everyone else - great game, great story, plenty of issues, freezing, "the race".

That's all fine and good. I loved the story, I'm a major Godfather fanboy. But what really truly was the worst part about the game for me:

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT OUTRO SONG?! Now, I'm all for rap, it's my main genre - but WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ is rap doing as an outro song to this game? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was such a terrible choice, ruined the whole mood that the game left me sitting with, as I watched the final cutscene.

But again, great game, bad optimization and issues. Overall recommended for anyone who likes Godfather and/or The Great Depression Era.
Posted 29 August, 2021.
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960.3 hrs on record (842.8 hrs at review time)
Just because you reverted one thing after the community finally got together against your nonsensical greed, and utter milking of the sad cash cow excuse of a game, doesn't mean you're out of it yet. With a little luck, the community will keep this going, because the state of the game has been in incredible decline for years, only now has the barrel overflown.

Enjoy another negative review, to your cash cow game.
Posted 15 March, 2021. Last edited 19 May, 2023.
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102.9 hrs on record (64.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's Nomination season. Which means everyone is spamming useless reviews to get the badge. This is just another one of those. Hello.
Posted 5 March, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
It's Crash Bandicoot. What else is there to say? It's more of a lifestyle than a game. Crash Bandicoot is love, Crash Bandicoot is life.
Posted 7 October, 2019.
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104.4 hrs on record (62.2 hrs at review time)
Simply the best and most customizable sandbox survival there is. Recommend this to each and everyone, as there's no limits in the possibilites. Want space doggos that speak Russian? There's probably a mod for it!
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
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15.4 hrs on record
So far I am actually really enjoying this - might be because I have not hit any of the issues a lot of people seem to be having with the game. It runs super well for me, best running CoD since MW2 in my case.

It surprises me, that so many people are surprised that this CoD... well... plays like a CoD. Of course it's not going to be realism, and it kind of surprises me what the community expected. Sometimes we really got to look inwards before we blame the game and developers.

But for gameplay wise, I haven't really enjoyed a CoD too much since MW2, which I played a lot. And in my experience this really is a sort of "return to the roots" type of deal - for once it's not crazy, jumping all over the place. It doesn't play nearly as fast as some of the other new-age CoD. But it does play at that fast, intense CoD style. The gunplay is pretty good, not too varied though with the guns we got offered from the beta so far.

To me, people complaining about the balancing they are really not looking at the downsides of the guns at the same time - but I find the balancing to be pretty much on point in the typical CoD sense. AR's dominate long range, SMG's dominate the midfield, and shotguns dominate the close range - as it should be. And then the real big thing, the gun that defines CoD - the snipers - they work really nicely with the game dynamic, and we got the old crazy, close range to long range on shot snipers.

So far, in my experience, this has been a solid 8/10 experience. I think I will, for once, buy the new CoD.
Posted 30 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
138.8 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
Super cool game, really enjoy it. Although it is a bit clunky at times, but there's mostly ways around that.

One major thing to mark though, that has got nothing to do with the game or developers - but with the hype the mentality of "if you're better than me, then you must be hacking!" has arrived. If you're a halfway decent player or better get ready to get kicked a lot - because you're obviously hacking, when you have more kills than the others, right?!

Certain maps just favour some classes, but it's been taken care of by the developers by limiting the classes to a certain amount of players. If you're lucky enough to land one of the favoured classes on certain maps and end up with above 50 kills, there's a major risk of getting kicked. Quite sad that the community is ruining the game - but as a review for the game, the game does well and is cheap, so I can only recommend it.
Posted 28 June, 2017. Last edited 3 July, 2017.
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2,323.5 hrs on record (2,289.4 hrs at review time)
30 day ban for talking back to a toxic streamer - nothing like protecting your beloved streamers, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your loyal customers over. Adios, Krafton!
Posted 15 April, 2017. Last edited 3 October, 2022.
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