Introductióne
O ye ye this is all but a joke lads so dont blow up my house xdddddddddd.
Zero is about to test zis new chr0nos in powder form and is gon be wild LMAO!!!!
11!!
THE TRILEL
Story budget didn't exceed 23¥
Chapeter 1
joe
Th- i hav speech inpedment: who
Men: okj les starté from beginer
On ae roftop
Gun men: i lov me life i hav wive an kid
Zero: no *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anilates him*
L8r ein a factorer fr somt reson
Rign RIGN
Teleman: hleo wan buye free iwifi is veri nais
Hagn up
Zeeror is den tune on moozy
He den killys every1 an pet gat (((catt) naem: gcat) is cat yes)
S1en71stzzz420: bicjh were hv u ben
0: no
SCENTist: ok i blow up
BOBMMMMM!!!!!!11!!11!!!1!!!
V: hahhhshrh ye shoot dis men
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: nah f4m am goe xd
Baeck homer...
Zroe: I loev TOGGO is vri gud :)
TV xd: broe dis no kinder cartoon 52 peepl died xddddddddddd
Z: ._. *fals aslep*
Chapeter 2
hahehahAHAHHAHAHAH
Ine zeroe dreem
H den wakes upe
At-at therpest office
Thoepist: ♥♥♥♥
Zerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr0: hahehahehah
Zereo den fucin injecs powder chrons into his arsehole
Zero: power
Polis: (imagin dis is in turkish) Eyy bich we n33d tu isn+lpect yer hom don com or i wil
stab u >:)
Z: ok
ZPFFFFF at hotl
Recept onist: heyy sexy ;)
Zereo: i am a minor
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR: no ur nut xd
Zoe from undertael: ♥♥♥♥
He den goe tu is roem but he is insaen psicho on drueg so he killers evryon (egein)
Rich man: no *jumpse of bulding*
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimg
Helo dis is based deprtmnert we wer in ur huuse an fund ilegal porno of michel jakson
we ar gon kil u B)
Zo: try me
HNNNNNGR up (soonds lik schiting)
Hr den kil polise ((bruh)br(u)h)
Chapeter 3
0 is a bad father
Elly fucinnn playing in house whän Zer o kame in an open dor, in progres knocking ely
down. dead.
Zer0: oh n0 whateva ´vil i duuu????? *throvwcs Elya out 30 story windows*
when close window the girl aka Franz Hosenficksacker Armutblutwolfgang ♥♥♥ ova
Franz (ze gril): Wat machnm du das???? ich ficker dein elternzzz! (translatonèz:
What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing?)
0: o ye ye i am breking somebodys wife
The girl: wghat
Then they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did something or something idfk and they wer in therapyst room
therAPEist: Whazzz u wna im high on kristall meth.
Uzero: i need drug mr whitey
Theroapistös: NO JESSE DONT-
Zero then chuggs the fukcinnn ♥♥♥♥ methe up his nosrehole an goes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xddd
Grill: o no
Chapeter 4
welcum to da club
Zero goes to som sick ass beat club idk called malaysia and bring plent y of catana
he doin de groovy an gdoing the danc an then he gone
Gord 1: where???????????????????????????????????????
gard tvo: #iblowup
an den club evacuation
Zer0 then at gone door ro smth an der is trong dairy
Zérö: ayyy m8 don stand in me way or illl cut u xddd
Stronger terrer: What? I genuinely can't understand you.
TWEO: PFFFFFF oyy ye man i bl
St: Please leave we can't have you here.
Den zero ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murders Weak ricky and he kill everyun els
Sudenler he at JD room
DJ Eelectroboom: then we connect the live wires to our transformer and the-
BOOM
Dj electrers tabl expoldes
Zeror then comings in
ZERo: AYYY WTF GOIN ON IN ERE WE PARTYIN??????
Dj: I blew myself up.
Null: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob bugarin i am goin go an eat cracker
Zer then leaf and de DJ gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noscope headshotted xddd
Zerer is going hom when gords appear?
They in wey so zeroe has to kil
Grard: please stop you are a danger to society
Zeererr: too l8 B)))))
Thenn club is explodings and zero is survival because he chugged 12 litres of colgate
Chapeter 5
ZERO and Franz go to Didney LAN
We goin hom when zer0ar sees a homeless person
Homelesser: please just a wee bit of change plzzzzzzz
Zero: ok
He then pull out a 69,0000,00000006,446325Ha³ massive pill that will give you
diaharrea
Hmmles: thank you kind sir
the homeyes then sees the badge on the null
Homelessness syndrome: Bro what is this fake yeezy convention take that ♥♥♥♥ off
Z: no u smell bad
home = no: broooooooooo uncool
Zero then assaults the homesless ofor no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason idk he kinda bad tho
:blushes:
ZERO is now the hom n girl walk ovr on coridor
franziska: bro u bad bro u kil homesss
She then hand actually very biggie swords on the zero
(Z/O)+(reo/ero): DAMNNNNNNNNN1111 *he equippes* yo les goe to didendy lander
lil G: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!! ok.
Go they are in zero apartment
Tel vision: very !!!SIRIUS!!! viruser outbrek in disnes lander
Zewor: do i look like i care ♥♥♥♥♥
Theey is then goe didne lend
on drive there they see ther apist
Traitorapist: BRO ARE OYU FKCUJG MAD ♥♥♥♥♥ MAKE WAY OR SHOOT YER IN
YE LEG GET OFF THE STREETS OR I WILL SMASH CHRONOSER IN YER ARSE
Zer(r)o(r): SHZUT HRTE ♥♥♥♥ UP THER IS A CHILD IN LÉ CAR ♥♥♥♥♥ FFER
They are beeping the cars alot and its very loud please make the pain stop i cant
narriate this god save us all
the very strong road is then empty and weak and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat it up before the
y are continuation
then when they are at dsny lnd
Ticketer takist: one adult one child this will be 127,34€
ZERO: OUTRAGGEOUS!!!! i will talkerings with yr highr ap
Ticket boy: okayings i shall cal lthis indiviudal
RINGER RINGER
Man: I HATE M- oh hello jason what are you up to?
TB: hello this half naked men in bathrob is harrassment me
MANgegr: oh no! I shall appear at ones!
HANGERINGS UP
Tocket bir: eheheh men hes goin beat you up LMAOOOOOOOOO
Zero: no
Thjey them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drive through gate but tickt boye is pay m,inimum wage so he
don care
They are then park on som random dude xd he deserved it anyways
Girl: Jimbo i don feel so good
She is then turn into white men
Franzj: Yo did i shoot somebody at ramp?
ZTORPE: oh no sches infectom
Zeroed en injecs 69 cockies of uranum in gril
GITLR: thank u
0ero: GG Anderson
Nebelniek: GANGSTA MARIO *gangsta mario appears*
Vine_Boom.sfx
Zerfo: we needer leef
They are thne run eway to disn lender
GIRr: i wan go to aifel towa!!!
LES GOOOOOOOOOOO
the is then goe to efel toewerrt
Glrier: is nise!
ZMR;E: i hit somebody with a car
Fun is beinhg hafd. I had fun with yer ,mum in nbed asxdxdxdxdxddxdxd
AfD er trip thesy is very happer
Zeor: we goin hom
Chapeter 6
I DID EDGEBUG I DID EDGEBUG
When the Zrero is hom an gril is go hom the Ztero feel veri lonly
Zereero: i have a caffeine addiction
He tehen chuggs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 63,5602 cups of coffeeina an sleep like am
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Te next day.,.
Wen zero wakers ap he hear knok o n dor.
it girl
Girl: Oi les goe to thearpiser an get high xdddddd
Mna Ztero: ayyy okh les chug some methamphetamien
Whenm at therpaiser offfic
There pisst: i am gonna have a breakdown
Zerro then injects wet concrete into his ass
Zer: HEHEHEHESHSHEHAHESHDAJK
Gorl: he
After funy drug trippy he in prison for sm reson
xXx_Cel1m8_xXx: y0 men
Zroe: ye bich im goin escape ♥♥♥♥ ye
Zero then clipers fhthrough the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roof and killse every single gard
RGNING RGNING
THHHHH- apist: What the ♥♥♥♥ did you do????
Zess Shroom: I smahs'd sum authodicks an now am goin hom
T Her ape: ♥♥♥
hngS UP
ZEro: very nais
Zreo den goes hom to goe bac to domestic violence
jk of curs he don have a wife XDDDDDDDDDDD ._.
///FLSHBECK///
Sometimes I wonder
why I kill all these people
then I realize
I really need to pee like right now
Fklahschback is end
Chapeter 5
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idk pizzaria brawl or smth
Zeroe go hom an find taep
Zreo: finaly food
He is then biet on tape and it showe vido on teler wison in 345:102 aspect ratio
Franz then blow up doer an want see new jamese bond sex tape
TAPER STRAT
Man 1: ye ye i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lov treins
Man 2: i have diabets
V fiflgvck brokrep dorrldks,a nad
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate roblox
V: hehahehh dodg tdis *blows up apartment*
Tap is end :)
Zroe: wht the ♥♥♥♥♥ was dat
Gerl: that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steamy hot
As zerio takes out tap aut of is mouf he reeds bnack
THER R 12 MILLION TONNES OF HIGH EXPLOSIFS UNDR YER COUCH
0: o no
5318008
BOOME!!!!!!!