老公不在家 找一个男朋友

jump看见你的， 没想到我们居然有三个共同好友咧

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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？


Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.

And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....

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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!

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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!

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Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.

if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.