She bruises, coughs, she splutters pistol shots
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She’s morphine, queen of my vaccine
My love, my love, love love

She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Germolene, disinfect the scene, my love, my love, love, love
Please don't go, I love you so, my lovely

Do you know where the wilds things go?
They go along to take your honey

1:16 PM - Tylerpirrilo: just remember, no one can hate me more than I already hate myself

Bird-you-aren't: can you change the awesome people thing
Bird-you-aren't: to be
Bird-you-aren't: just me
Bird-you-aren't: cause
Bird-you-aren't: really
Bird-you-aren't: lets be honest
Bird-you-aren't: none of those other people
Bird-you-aren't: are really up to par
Bird-you-aren't: compared to me


Bird-you-aren't:I cant ban you, you have an invisible server group named serveradmin
Bird-you-aren't:wait nvm

1:16 PM - Tylerpirrilo: buying a plane ticket to canada, brb ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

<21:31:55> "[Eas] Eas": im getting a job
<21:31:59> "[Eas] Eas": at Papa John's this summer
<21:32:11> "[Eas] Eas": its the closest pizzeria nearby :^)

11:45 AM - Tylerpirrilo: http://i.imgur.com/YzJDmhx.gif
11:45 AM - Tylerpirrilo: http://i.imgur.com/axzNFjG.gif
11:45 AM - Tylerpirrilo: http://i.imgur.com/AuR9KF4.gif
11:45 AM - Tylerpirrilo: http://i.imgur.com/3NPYTlB.gif
11:46 AM - Tylerpirrilo: http://i.imgur.com/nyjGdgk.jpg

12:25 AM - Tylerpirrilo: well
12:25 AM - Tylerpirrilo: when in doubt tug it out

"♥♥♥♥ YOU AND YOUR GAY BIRD" -damian2k15
"DAD WHY IS MY BIRD IN THE OVEN"
"W'ERE GONNA BURN THE GAY OUT OF HIM" -damian2k15
"kellogs, a proud supporter of the third reich" -tyler2k15
"free swastika in every box" -damianffg2k15
"ow my penis" -sarge2k15
"YEAH, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A DUCK."-SARGE2K15
"penis poppers" -sarge2k15
"traders aren't a source of rp"-bserk2k15
"just got anti-gravity on binding of isaac this ♥♥♥♥ is cray cray" -deagol 2k15
"I'm going to die inhaling my own poop" - tyler 2k15
"Do dogs have knees?" -deagol 2k15
"Eas": the nazis didn't wait until there was 1 american on
"I have a geforce is that nvidia" - deagol 2k15
"we didint lose the war south vietnam won"- sarge 2k15
"you dont have a quote wall tyler you're lieing agian its not there" - sarge 2k15
"my uncle fought in the vietnam war" -sarge 2k15
"theres no winners in war" -sarge 2k15
"the nazis didint lose the war either" -sarge 2k15
"you can actually get drunk off of wine?" -sarge 2k15
"plenty of asians to go around already" -specky 2k15
"I think I just ♥♥♥♥ myself, I'm afraid to move." -oaker, 2k16.

10:09 PM - [ARP-A] Mindless TV: Dude, ever heard of the saying "Don't judge a book by its cover"?
10:09 PM - Tylerpirrilo: ever heard of "i dont give a ♥♥♥♥"

1:16 PM - Tylerpirrilo: my ♥♥♥♥ is moist and my ass is flexed


9:06 PM - [LSG] Tyrannical Kitty: Can you please do a step by step explanation on how to PROPERLY change a HL2RP map?
9:06 PM - [LSG] Tyrannical Kitty: Like change the server's map?*
9:12 PM - [LSG] Tyrannical Kitty: Does the file need to be on the server?


"Can I have a quote on the quote wall?" -Billy 2014


in the name of clockwork
of all things holy
i hereby summon the pirillo
may his guiding light show us the way
through blinding day and darkest times
his guides shall keep us up at night
i hereby decree this as the word of the clockwork patrol
may he have mercy on our souls
amen
-specky 2016