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Yo dawg... Lawl welcome to the Most Awesomest profile! :3
so 1st) let me start with a Meow

2nd) usually my team sucks more than a swarm of leeches at a gay beach party

3rd) i sometimes lay under the bed pretending to be a carrot

4th) the name gandalf sounds like a jewish hot dog

5th) *cough* *Sniff* *itching his head*

6th) Mario is gay as ♥♥♥♥, he is gayer than a 3 dollar bill... i would rather drink my own piss than look at him for 10 seconds, he ruined my childhood!

7th) some people are like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Walnut, like you crack it open it takes forever, it is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ walnut on the inside nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥ :D

8th) I'm not as think as you confused I am!

9th) Life is like a Cucumber.. 1 day in your hands and 1 day in your ass

10th) it is a scientific fact that girls mature up faster than guys... I think..

You have now wasted 2 mins of ur life :D CONGRATS!

finally check the link below if u r interested to know me more! :D

Here is an article that talks about my life and gaming journey as a battlefield player:
http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/the-video-game-invasion-of-iraq