Recent reviews by -yoshem

this game is actually one of the highest quality and most competitive shooters you can play right now but these reviews are full of either butt hurt tf2 fans or old players longing for the nostalgic days of ow1

This game changes people, it changes the way you think, the way you talk, and the way you do everyday activities, but it doesn’t change you in a bad way, it changes you in a good way. It perfects your body and your mindset, and I am genuinely speaking the truth, I love this game to the bottom of my heart and I will never stop loving it. This review is not a joke and I ask that you take this seriously because I am taking this seriously. If you going through hard times then simply download this game and it will change your life. I remember a dark time, a time before I got this game, I was fat, ugly, stupid, and just bored out of my mind. But then, I got this game and I witnessed perfection, I started working out, I started studying, I started working on myself and through all that time it just felt so natural and easy because I had flying gorilla there with me. I can not express my feeling towards this game in words, I am truly grateful that I was and still am going through this experience of pure perfection. And I just want to personally say thanks to the game developers who have put their blood, sweat, and tears into this game and making a masterpiece, no, not a masterpiece, something more greater than even perfection itself. And again, thank you to the developers who have helped me and many others to change in so many ways that were not possible before. Thank you, and goodbye.

this game is holding me hostage; this is a cry for help

10/10 meow

they stole the bullet kin from fall guys, made a whole game after him, and somehow it turned out good

this game justifies kickstarter's existence



(i have a lot more time on the game than 16 hours i just mainly played it offline so it didnt get picked up)

if you are low on dopamine in your life, this game is the perfect supplement

game is only fun with adderall

doom is boom and this new doom ternal is

the boo dumas boom yet you play as the

man from dude except this time aliens

the first thing you'll notice about this

game is that it is much harder than

doing 2016 newbie turtles normal mode is

tougher than hard mode on the previous

game enemies hit harder take longer to

kill em there's more of them but let's

be honest here they just turned good at

doom like I am if you shoot the shield

guys with the plasma gun they'll explode

and do AoE damage if you stick this

guy's cannon with a grenade he can't

shoot anymore

big googa his arms is his readings the

fighter demons aren't really a threat so

the trick is to flamethrower a big group

of my armor boost the ramming guy is a

total ♥♥♥♥ unless you freeze him get

behind him and start shooting his tail

every enemy has an exploitable weakness

every weapon has a use and every piece

of dooms combat puzzle falls into place

to avoid getting cornered you need to

constantly be moving in this game and

still have the gravity pads which never

get old but you also have monkey bars

now to swing off of recharging - move

and a shotgun grappling hook because

this is a good game it wants you to keep

adapting and cycling through different

strategies your eyes are shifting from

aiming to looking out for health pickups

to check in your HUD to see which

abilities are uncool down the only thing

that doesn't work is the chainsaw you

press a button watch an animation and

get your ammunition back it's kind of a

retread of the glory kill mechanic and

the game itself actually introduces a

better solution for bringing ammo into

the gameplay loop with these guys if you

do a headshot on them they burst out a

bunch of ammo and health genius doom is

now a strand type game like Mario there

is extra lives and platforming and goofy

sound effects and a green guy that I

don't know what this is supposed to be

Ghostbusters dual or Rick and pickles

you be the judge like I said before

enemies are tankier and when

you do that you risk making your guns

and the player feel weak but Doom has a

[] trick up and scene whenever you

blast a demon with a shotgun shell run

explosive you'll actually knock the meat

off of their bones it is gross and an

amazing way to show how much help the

demon has left

fatality the man from dude

wins umm-hum cutscenes can now be

skipped when you fall off a ledge you

don't outright die the levels are more

distinct however however fans of doom

2018 s dynasty mode will be said to not

see it return here and they also removed

the ask Madden feature four out of five

[] sucks

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