xzyzzys prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 18 feb, 2016 @ 23:53

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 16:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 18 feb, 2016 @ 23:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 9:14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 16:59

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 18:37

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 2 nov, 2016 @ 14:11

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 3 nov, 2016 @ 17:11

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 1 nov, 2016 @ 15:47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 16:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:19

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 3 nov, 2016 @ 17:33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 9:24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2016 @ 20:39

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 1 nov, 2016 @ 16:15

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 18:49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 17:06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 17:37

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 16:57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 17:39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 3 nov, 2016 @ 16:50

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 18 feb, 2016 @ 23:58

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 9:16

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 18 feb, 2016 @ 23:35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:19

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 9:17

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 18:17

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 18:02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 21 feb, 2016 @ 18:12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 19 feb, 2016 @ 10:20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 20 feb, 2016 @ 12:22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

17 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30