Käyttäjän xzyzzy POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 18.2.2016 klo 23.53

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 16.42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 18.2.2016 klo 23.58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 9.14

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.31

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 16.59

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 18.37

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 2.11.2016 klo 14.11

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 3.11.2016 klo 17.11

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 1.11.2016 klo 15.47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 16.28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.19

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 3.11.2016 klo 17.33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 9.24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 29.10.2016 klo 20.39

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 1.11.2016 klo 16.15

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 18.49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 17.06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 17.37

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 16.57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 17.39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 3.11.2016 klo 16.50

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 18.2.2016 klo 23.58

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 9.16

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 18.2.2016 klo 23.35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.19

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 9.17

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 18.17

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 18.02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 21.2.2016 klo 18.12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 19.2.2016 klo 10.20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 20.2.2016 klo 12.22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

17 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

28 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30