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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:37am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:51am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:10pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:19pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:17pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:24am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 11:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:35am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:19pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:37am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:53pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 11:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:34am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:44am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 12:41pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:50am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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