𝘌𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘦.
-- 𝘐𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘌𝘥𝘮𝘢𝘯

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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
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𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟
𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒... 𝑝𝑎𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑠.
-- 𝐾𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝑀. 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑟, 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑛 𝐿𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑥 𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑜

"`Ⲧⲓⲙⲉ ⲓ𝛓 ⲁⲛ ⲓ𝓵𝓵𐌵𝛓ⲓⲟⲛ. 𝓛𐌵ⲛⲥⲏⲧⲓⲙⲉ ⲇⲟ𐌵ⲃ𝓵ⲩ 𝛓ⲟ.'
`𝓥ⲉꞅⲩ ⲇⲉⲉⲣ,' 𝛓ⲁⲓⲇ Ⲁꞅⲧⲏ𐌵ꞅ, `ⲩⲟ𐌵 𝛓ⲏⲟ𐌵𝓵ⲇ 𝛓ⲉⲛⲇ ⲧⲏⲁⲧ ⲓⲛ ⲧⲟ ⲧⲏⲉ
"Ꞅⲉⲁⲇⲉꞅ'𝛓 Ⲇⲓ𝓰ⲉ𝛓ⲧ". Ⲧⲏⲉⲩ'𝓿ⲉ 𝓰ⲟⲧ ⲁ ⲣⲁ𝓰ⲉ 𝓯ⲟꞅ ⲣⲉⲟⲣ𝓵ⲉ 𝓵ⲓⲕⲉ ⲩⲟ𐌵.'"

- 𝓕ⲟꞅⲇ ⲥⲟⲛ𝓿ⲓⲛⲥⲓⲛ𝓰 Ⲁꞅⲧⲏ𐌵ꞅ ⲧⲟ ⲇꞅⲓⲛⲕ ⲧⲏꞅⲉⲉ ⲣⲓⲛⲧ𝛓 ⲓⲛ ⲧⲉⲛ ⲙⲓⲛ𐌵ⲧⲉ𝛓 ⲁⲧ 𝓵𐌵ⲛⲥⲏⲧⲓⲙⲉ.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗰𝘆𝗶, 𝗻.:
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗮𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁
𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘆𝗮𝘄𝗻.
-- "𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀", 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹 & 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀