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In the Torture Chamber

Ruin your ties with the aristocracy
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:50am

Chamber pot artisan

Someone’s gonna have to clean that up…
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Death by Starvation

A double cheeseburger, fries, and a soda
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:10am



Misunderstood

Having the aristocracy as enemies is… unwise

Emptied

Your stomach contents are now public knowledge

Swimmer

End the game at the bottom of the river

Headless

Lose what’s most precious to you

Innocent Slain

Make Stella Cadence angry

Puddle

Die with dishonor… and wet pants

Victory or death

Bravely charged into battle against the rebels

Wheezer

You should have trained harder

Fell in Battle

A noble death. Does that make you feel better?

Shot-Down

An enemy arrow found its mark

Weakling

Where’s your backbone?!

Unhinged

Mumble mumble...

Headless

Did you forget your head at home too?

Sieve

Well… that went poorly. Try again

Straight-to-the-Heart

A flawless shot

Tormented (in battle)

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

The Wolves Found You Faster

A grim fate

Brainless

Try to be more careful next time

Reckless

Next time, just pet the cat

Frostbitten

Don’t forget your hat and gloves!

A smudge on the floor

That stain on the floor will always be your legacy

The Ridiculous

Watch your step

Brain

Not a very appetizing sight…

Snivelling

This could’ve been an ad for antivirus medicine

Leprosy

Stay healthy!

Smallpox

Stay healthy!

Typhus

Stay healthy!

Cholera

Stay healthy!

Measles

Stay healthy!

Possessed

Praise Lumen! The demon is gone!

Fugitive

Hey, at least you’re still breathing!

Escaped

Nobody saw you after that…

Weeper

Shame on you

Hole-Hearted

At least they can see through it now

Burned out

Medium rare

Burned in the Fire

They fit your remains in a matchbox

Call-the-Lumenites-Quickly

The gods have abandoned you

Somnolent

Will someone finally tell them the truth?!

Tormented

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

Tormented (getaway)

You felt the people’s love… on your skin

Burnt toast

Extra crispy

Martyr

At least heaven must be comfortable?

Fallen

That had less than a 1% chance of happening…

Receive an invitation from Alestra

An offer you can refuse

Receive an invitation while owing Alestra

Ready to be in theirdebt... Again?

Kindhearted

Release all accused

Nothing to think about

Don't think long and choose the fastest way

Life of the Party

If you're celebrating, celebrate big!

Checkmate

Win the chess tournament

Noble Blood

Complete Act 1, choosing an Aristocracy representative at the beginning

Hero Without a Cloak

Be brave and incredibly lucky. In 5 cases

Second-Hand Embarrassment

Surprise everyone with your decision

Lucky guy

Is it luck? The chance of occurrence is 1%

Barfly

Complete all tavern quests during the game

Malaria

Stay healthy!

Shameful Limb

"The Thing That Must Not Be Shown "

Missing

Ever heard the joke about Elusive Joe?

Not to explode

"The big boom is canceled "

Adventure seeker

All secrets will be revealed!

Aspiring adventurer

To find the house in the swamp

Adventure enthusiast

To find the old woman’s hut

Steadfast Support

Complete Act I by choosing the Army’s representative at the beginning

May Lumen be with you!

Complete Act I by choosing the Church’s representative at the beginning

Among the People

Complete Act I by siding with the Commoners at the beginning.

This enemy’s way out of your league.

Pull yourself together — and try not to trip over your own feet!

Poisoned by wine

You gotta chase that down with a snack, pal!

Et tu, Brute?!

Killed by his own soldiers

Gangin' up on one

Real brave of you guys

Shot during the siege

You really don’t take care of yourself, do you

Killed in a brawl

That’s hardly a job for a king!

A shiv to the ribs

Don’t go wandering down dark alleys!

A son avenging his father

Try being a bit nicer to people — it won’t kill you

Burning Passion

Hugged a fanatic a little too warmly

Horn to Be Wild

Took a direct flight... onto goat horns.

Found peace in the swamp

At least it’s quiet here

Glub-glub

Went down like a true hero

Lost to the Blizzard

Walked out of the castle. Never came back

Roof Happens

Home sweet home... until it collapsed.

A Royal Headshot

One stone, one king

Crushed by the People

Turns out the crowd really loved their king

Trampled by the Masses

The people rose up — and didn’t stop rising

Went Down with the Ship

Royalty meets reality — beneath the waves

The Boar is King Now

Guess who won that royal hunt

Thin Ice

One step too far. The crown sank with him

Well Done, Your Majesty

Climbed into the fireplace like a curious pie. Came out extra crispy.

Took shelter on Cherry Island

From now on, you are no longer the king

Lose the war with Dalaman

The war ended in your defeat

Fallen by the enemy’s sword

A brave death in battle

Hey, come on — I’m still alive, you know!

Who could’ve seen such treachery coming

Easy Victory

You won the war without breaking a sweat. Sometimes the enemy is weaker than it seems

Victory of Technology

Your engineering innovations turned the tide of war. Intelligence surpasses brute force

The Twig Who Broke the Spine of the Enemy

Sometimes it's the smallest detail that decides the fate of war

Victory in the War Against Dalaman

Dalaman fell before your army's might. History will remember this triumph

Early Victory

A masterpiece of strategy

Killed by Your Own Soldier

Spear to the Head

How did it even fit in there?

Death by Oven

A little too hot for comfort, wasn’t it?

Death by Moving Metal

Mercury was never meant as medicine.

Bled Out

Not your first time, surely.

Death by Cauterization

Why on earth did you agree to this?

Death by Elixir

Nice try, shame it failed.

Drowned in the Font

Chilly way to go.

Killed by Grave Robbers

Midnight at the graveyard? What were you thinking?

Death by Soup

What did they even put in there?

Hunting Accident

Maybe stick to the library next time.

Balcony Fall

Dying wasn’t easy, but you pulled it off.

Killed in Ambush

The scoundrels!

Choked on Smoke

Cough, cough.

Crushed in Monastery

Lumen didn’t hear your prayers.

War Cancelled

Pacifist at heart.

Bloody

Start over, covered in red.

Worth Your Weight in Gold

My head is pricey indeed.

Impaled by Pitchforks

Oh, that Geralt…

Choked on Your Own Vomit

Die in a way more fitting for a king.

Broke Your Neck

A rather dull death, really.

Stoned to Death

Why is everyone so eager to throw rocks at you?

Epidemic Victory

You have brought the kingdom to complete extinction
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