Recent reviews by earth

(Written 1/19/17 Got cd key with GPU promo)
In 4 days I clocked 25 hours, and I am only starting the second mission, I may have an addiction. Really good game, feels fair, looks great, and it does everything right, really makes you feel like a badass hitman. Have not had any problems at all with the DRM at all. Really good buy, would strongly reccomend.

IS IT A GOOD GAME?
Yeag mang

IS IT HARD?
Yeag mang

WILL THIS GAME MAKE ME HARD?

If you are turned on by constant death then Yeag mang

DO I NEED A CONTROLLER TO PLAY WELL?
No I play with keyboard and it works great (rebound to wasd movement e shop/exit Larrow whip Darrow rope Rarrow bomb)

IS THIS GAME FAIR?
Except for blue frogs which are summons of satan, then yeah

IS THIS GAME WORTH?
Yeah

Fun game that does not get stale 9.8/10 fair amount of water

UPDATED FOR 1.4.0
I want to like this game. I really do! The gameplay is fun and entertaining. But there is one reason you should not buy this game.

You can NEVER EVER find a match.
There are three options when you go to multiplayer

Find a Dad
Find a Baby
Custom

When you click Find a Dad/Baby, it will say you are finding a Dad/Baby, and It will last forever. Sometimes it decides to throw you in a random custom match and give you 3 fps ON THE MENUS!!

Then Custom.
Theres two gamemodes. None of them work.
You host a game and it never starts.
You join a game and clicking the join button won't work.

The matchmaking is disgusting broken mess that needs to be fixed. The game is unplayable as it is right now.

DO NOT BUY!

Literal Cancer community and no updates. Will change when they fix there ♥♥♥♥.

As a completionist, this game makes me want to hang myself
I don't want to invest billions of real $$$ just to beat the planet "Earth" and I rather not wait 9 Trillion years either.
Yes these are REAL numbers that have been proven by the community.
The worst part is that one of the achievments is impossible.
Not only is the game unbalanced but it is BROKEN
Steam has graphical glitches that make the game nearly unplayable. The game panics like a N64 game having its cartridge tilted.

And to add salt in the wound, the developers are scum of the Earth liars, and just want your money (Like real Capitalist)
They LIED BLANTENTLY saying that people without cheating have beat the Earth (Total Lie)
They encourage people to buy gold, when its useless since you can't even beat the game.
Avoid this, as it is a laughing stock of a Incremental game.
I will change this review to positive once they get there ♥♥♥♥ together.

In the meantime, GOOD incremental games I recomend,
Cookie Clicker (Browser)
Clicker Heroes (Browser, Steam, Mobile)
Case Clicker (Mobile)

I 100% The game in 2 hours. Its a great game but short, so only buy it when it is on sale

Its fun for an hour or so then it gets stale.

Gave me thoughts of suicide because of frustration
10/10 would bang again.

*Turns on Counter-Strike* *Turns on Shovel Knight Soundtrack* *Opens bag of Doritos and Mt. Dew*
My body is Reggie.
Get it, its gets my 10/10, no water and its amazing.

Even though finding good servers might be a chalange, there is a fun tour of duty mode in single player that can be frustraiting at times, but is overall very fun, and the deleted scenes is a great twist, mixing counter strike with a campaign, which I still don't get why they don't do that anymore!