Seal Team 7 ( My voice )

Hello, my name is George Hotdoggie Cockington, and this is my story. When I Was 30 I enlisted in the U.S Army, I quickly learned the ropes and advanced to special ops team Seal Team 7 in 3 months. Soon, we were given the order to take down Osama Bin Laden ( if you guys are wondering Seal Team 6 is just a myth Seal Team 7 is the real thing. ) I was team leader in the raid. Once We killed Osama I was being fired at by a sniper named Mustafa. Luckily one of my brave team mates, Franklin Penis Ward, jumped in front of the bullet for me. Instead of just taking the bullet, the bullet went through both of our voice boxes. After being in a coma for 3 hours we woke up in an pakistani hospital. However, we thought we were still in combat so we killed all of the pakistani doctors, nurses, patients, and visitors. Using the Pakistanies we just brutally murdered we built a raft with Osama as the paddle. We paddled all the way back to America, but the real reason they say Osama was buried at sea is because we got hungry and ate his body. Once we made it back to America we were deemed as heros even with our voices.


(THINGS I HAVE BEEN INCORRECTLY CALLED)
Cookie Monster
Yoda
Hulk Hogan
Kermit the Frog
Oscar the Grogg
Batman


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