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24 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
19.7 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Posted 22 June, 2018.
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37.6 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
It's fun, a bit pay to win though.
Posted 9 June, 2018. Last edited 5 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
I've seen videos of the game on YouTube and it looks cool, but my antivirus broke the game and now it wont play.
Posted 14 May, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
It's an amazing soundtrack, that adds so much to an already decent game. Plus you can get it for only like a dollar extra (I think right now it's $0.50).
Posted 18 October, 2017. Last edited 22 June, 2018.
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0.2 hrs on record
This was a fun, exciting, "yuge" game. In under 20 minutes I was able to defeat the fake news network. I would definitely consider buying this game in the future. Plus it is free so I believe you could at least try it and if you don't like it just delete it.
Posted 7 October, 2017.
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113.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-Great time waster
-Addictive
-Free
-Fun

Cons:
-Because it is free there is in game purchases
-Takes some time for a few items
-Gets repetitive
Posted 25 February, 2017.
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21.5 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
This is a great game, I came into this game completely blind and I didn't expect to be crying at the end of the game.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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