Recent reviews by xPoke

It doesn't work at all on Windows 10 currently and none of the supposed fixes actually fix the fact that the game crashes immediately upon starting. Don't buy it if you're on Windows 10.

I don't know what happened to my other arm, but I sure am robbing places.
1/10, I can't use both hands.

Great game if you can overlook the bugs and terrible autosave system. Luckily that is saved by the fact that You can hold hands with the squid and the great companion writing.

11/10 would commit war crimes again.

Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed
Ow, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Ghostbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a
Freaky ghost, baby
You better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone oh, no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just a-want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!

Ow! Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Uh, think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ha ha, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I can't hear you

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Louder
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Uh, it likes the girls too
Ghostbusters!

It's pretty fun, a little difficult to get the hang of but pretty fun.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Meh
☑ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☑ Just press 'A'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

The game is fun and allows you to solve levels in any way your heart desires, no matter how sick and twisted it is. For example there is one level where you need to feed a Cannibal, want to feed him a baby? Go ahead, it'll allow that.

Review: Idling to Rule the Gods for the PC.

Idling to Rule the Gods is the poorly-anticipated new game from a Indie publisher you've never heard of, but is it any good?

Screw the establishment, man! Oversized publishers that don't move with the times are so old hat. The cool way to publish games is to be a lean operation of a couple of guys who haven't been able to afford a YCMA shower in a week who release games like Idling to Rule the Gods for free and grow beards and hang out at coffee shops and have documentaries made about them.

It is basically idle/clicker games version of the weird kid that nobody likes in school. Idling to Rule the Gods tries to seperate itself from the pack with no new features.

There are a bevy of upgrades to buy through the game's obnoxious in app purchasing system, but players will find that they can safely get through some of the game without outlaying further cash.

It's too slow-paced, even for an idle game. The graphics are pretty crap! You'll be checking if something's wrong with your system, and maybe some people will get a kick out of the poorly executed Anime art style, but it's not enough. Being a 2D game, the hardware capabilities of your PC aren't exactly being pushed to the limit. The animation-quality visuals are a cliche-filled torrent of junk which I think is OK if you're into that sort of thing..

Given enough time and money, Idling to Rule the Gods could really be something less terrible. However as it stands right now it's just too unpolished and boring to recommend to anyone.

Overall Score: 2 / 10

Review by Alexis/Poke