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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

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STOP POSTING WEINERS ON MY PROFILE! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON STEAM SEND ME WEINERS, ON DISCORD IT'S FRICKING WEINERS ! I WASN'T ONLINE ON DISCORD FOR A SINGLE DAY, RIGHT? AND ALL OF MY DMS ARE FULL OF WEINER POSTING. I SHOWED A GIF OF A BANANA BEING SUCKED IN BY A VACUUM CLEANER TO MY BOYFRIEND AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, THIS COULD BE US!" HAHA, *makes bottom noises* ! I FRICKIN LOOKED AT MY BUM HOLE AND SAID, "THAT'S A NICE BUSSY!" I LOOK AT MY PEENUS, "PEENUS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAARGH!

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