The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

FLASHY RHYMES COATED WITH SPANGLES
ADD SOME SOUNDS IN IT TIMES WANGLES
THREE DOTS CONNECT TO RECTANGLES
JUST LIKE MUSIC SOUNDS CONNECT TO RAMBLES

YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY
(Hell nah no man can run away)
FROM ME I STAY IN YOUR HEAD AS ONE BIG THREAT!

Do you put the balls in the condom too?

Boy you're perfect, I see it in your eyes
You wanna have this, don't you realize
Infatuated, with a little taste
Boy you're perfect
(Don't think you can escape)
I wanna see it, wanna feel your love
I wanna touch it, I'll never have enough
Boy I love you, you're my little steal
Boy you're perfect
(And I'll kill those other girls you seem to love)

Damn im not even gonna lie you kinda built like a Bee Bo Bop