Got an attitude, but I'm feelin' lit, so I ain't mad at you
And I'm tatted too and it's fatter too, I'm your baddest boo
So what you 'bout to do? Top-one baddie and the jatty move
And my ass fat 'cause I eat my oats and my vegetables
And my ♥♥♥♥♥ fat, and it's creamy, ooh, taste like Danimals
I'm a baddie, so I know them other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't impressin' you
And I been a baddie since a youngin, ♥♥♥♥♥, this ain't nothin' new
Why these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my face? Oh, because I'm rich and my money blue
I don't care what ♥♥♥♥♥♥ say 'cause I'm really paid, I'm untouchable
Makin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna hate, she see me and she get uncomfortable
Make her ♥♥♥♥♥ want a plate, say I'm pretty and sexy and munchable
I don't wanna rush with you, got a crush on you, wanna bust on you
♥♥♥♥♥ got me in a mood, you don't ♥♥♥♥ with me, then you ♥♥♥♥ with who?
And I brought a baddie too, she a wetty, ooh, givin' Betty Boop
I ain't callin' you my boo, ♥♥♥♥♥, what? You thought I was feelin' you?
For sure

Then he notices the pie on the counter: one slice is missing
Now the story's gettin' scary
'Cause he comes to realize that Bridget is allergic to cherries
Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell
He's breathing real hard, movin' closer, she says, "Hun, you don't look so well"
And then he says, "Move!"
She says, "No"
He says, "Move!"
She says, "No"
"♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE!!!" She moves!
And then, he looks at the cabinet
He walks to the cabinet
Get close to the cabinet
Now he's opening the cabinet
Now pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in this cabinet
But the man is a midget! (midget...midget...midget...)

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

How HuTao changed my life
As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Hu Tao.
On the 22nd of February 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I saw a leaked footage of HuTao
Something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the leaked gameplay footage of HuTao, her beautiful charge attacks and butterfly effects when she sprinted was mesmerising.
Then, she turned around. I froze. Her eyes, her deep red eyes, the shape of her pupils, her face.From this point, a goal spouted in my head: acquire a c6r5 HuTao at any cost. A goal which I eventually did fulfil. The lengths I’d take for Hu Tao shouldnt be underestimated
No a day goes by without me listening to all of Hu Taos voice lines on repeat, for 1 hour. While cuddling my HuTao pillow.

Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality
Never beat charity
The enemy you're fighting covers all society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here, gotta fight
(All night)
Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow motion, give me motivation
Freaked out now, and dead on arrival
(What?)
Round up around, spit out
All over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)
Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal
Moment of truth, There ain't no truce
You're the only one, one world, one love
But the battle goes on, Shadows of Mass Destruction