and so i was like, "no way these are my chicken nuggys" and he was like "bro that is not my problem" and so then i sceamed like a demon and ate all of the nuggys. and he was like "hey!" i was all "nphmmphnnmhgm" cuz my mouth was full. and then he kicked my pet lizard in the balls and sent him flying. so yelled "NPHMMMNMMPHMGNM!" and i stabbed him with a pen, and broke both my hands on his face.

I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay
I'm just thinking, you know?
Why don't you get me a pepsi?"
She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking you're on drugs!
Normal people don't act that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want is a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi!

WODJWOEUDAJ

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg
but I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck
and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?
do you want that?
do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend
if you keep this up then, well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you
my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

nice hacks cheater reported enjoy your ban

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

The Crona Virus, originated in the Bay Area of California, is a virus that infects humankind with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes and small bundles of happiness. Ensure that if you or a loved one come into contact with anyone suffering from the Crona Virus, please ensure that they are alright because those people may show symptoms of:
-uwu'ing
-general laughing
-cringe therapy
-wanting to beat Crona's skull in because he has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puns
-general deprecating jokes in an attempt to alleviate existing
-loving people

If anyone is showing these symptoms, please send them to a clinic or tell them to end the discord call immediately.

Oh my god! He's dead.

I could eat a horse, hooves and all.

Thou shalt not cheat.
Thou shalt not flame thine teammates.
Thou should'st never flame noobs. Because they are weaker than you.
Thou shalt respect advice from higher-ranked teammates.
Thou shalt not scam thine friend of their possessions.
Thou shalt not use lag to thine advantage.
Should you forget the Gamer's Code, thou shalt strive to become more honest than those who mimic these rules set-forth.
If you do remember the Gamer's Code, then thou shalt try to spread its meaning to other Gamers.
Thou shalt not report thine enemy for bannable-offenses. Because banning another player is not victory, but it is surrendering to the fact that them cheating makes them better than you. So it's not a source of pride to ban someone else.
Thou shalt not afk while your teammates fight for your survival, because the one who looks down upon those who aid them is himself or herself not remembering... The Gamer's Code.

So it has been Ctrl-C'd,
So It Shall Be Copied.

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(sorry for my bat english

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Bam. Took your comment virginity.

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