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After numerous calculations, we (Gamestop) can offer you a keychain for your Factory New Publix-brand 2% milk Hyperbeast. But since you are a Power-up Rewards member, we can give you an exclusive coupon that'll boost the price of your preorder to 70.

Hell yeah man sign me up; Hook those playstation exclusives up to my veins. Throw in some LEGO Star Wars and I'll trade you my [Factory New] Publix-brand 2% Milk. (Hyperbeast skin)

IP address, home address, SS, cat, credit card number, and anal virginity

= 5 FAC NEW Candles

1 Factory new candle = 5 keys

5 keys=2.5(5)
=12.5(5)
TOTAL-62.5

That awkward moment when your anal virginity, IP address, home address, SS, cat, and credit card number is equivelant to a Pre-order at Gamestop.......But if you become a power-up rewards member today, we can change that to 60.5 and make sure that you get monthly magazines that advertise Playstation exclusives. Do you want to sign up today?

I'll take 5 Factory New, Icarus Fell Candle skins please. Sent you my IP address, home address, social security number, my cat, credit card number and my anal virginity in exchange.

Currently selling candles on Craigslist. HMU for offers. Factory new will set you back about 5 keys.