Heh.. Hello fellow steaminator! I just wanted to introduce myself to you ;)

🍺 Lv. 56 Alcoholic Archmage | 🇸🇽 Saint Barthelemy's #1 waifu collector
💖 2D girls > 3D problems
🧙‍♂️ IRL class: Drunk Tank | Main: Catgirl Summoner (drunk DPS)
🍾 +20 Charisma with a beer in hand, -5 Accuracy
🎮 211 hours in FFXIV and still can’t find my pants
🩴 Shirtless, shameless, and sipping spirits since patch 1.0
🧃 Known to cast Fireball (at my liver) daily
👅 Fluent in slurred anime quotes and bad decisions

🔞 Profile may contain traces of hop-fueled horniness and tactical thirst

Add me if you respect:
✔️ Honkai hips
✔️ Thigh highs
✔️ A solid buzz before raid night

*Me giving Rukia BACKSHOTS*
Rukia: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."

Hipp Hipp hurra! 🎉 Barten klar! 🥸 Gratulerer! 🥳 Du har vunnet denne UTROLIGE PREMIEN! 🎁 Gaven? 🤔 Jo, dette skal du få høre... 😲 Gaven din er TRE UKER med INTENSE PULING!! 😱😱❗❗💯 🔥 Det er ikke bare bare for å si det sånn! 😉 Dette vil da starte i Drammen Klokken 3!!! ⏰ Du får derimot 3 mellomstore sorte MENN 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿 til å hoppe på deg! 🦘🦘 Slikke deg😋👅 og pule deg fra rompe til fjes! 🍆🍑💦😩 Dette skal feires! 🎉🎉🎉 Vi sees der da kompis!🤝😉 Husk sleiken 💇 passer deg best sånn 😉😩😋

Omg guys 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭

Så bra

krakken og tauet fra biltema, men før må man ha thai massasje med happy ending