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Posted: 5 Jan @ 3:33pm
Updated: 19 Feb @ 5:59pm

Early Access Review
"A man makes his own fate."

Game on Steam: Path of Exile 2

Game Early Access Walkthrough: Path of Exile 2 Early Access

Category
Score (one ★ is bad)
My Choise
Graphics:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰
Visually pleasing
Gameplay:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Engaging and smooth
Story:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰
Rich, complex narrative
Grind:
★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Major game component
Difficulty:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰
Hardcore gamer territory
Audio:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰
Enjoyable soundscape
Game Time:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✪ ★ ★ ✰
Prepare to lose sleep*
Audience:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Adults pretending to adult
PC Req.:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Decent gaming rig needed
Bugs:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰ ✰
Rare, non-impactful glitches
Price:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✪ ★ ★ ★
Completely free*
Rating:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ✰ ✰
Genuinely fun and engaging

🖼️ GRAPHICS:
⬛ MS-DOS era nightmare
⬛ Barely recognizable shapes
⬛ Pixelated mess
⬛ VHS video camera quality
⬛ Decent like a budget stock photo
⬛ Good enough to not cause eye bleeding
Visually pleasing - The graphics in Path of Exile 2 have received a significant overhaul compared to the first game. The art direction is noted for its phenomenal detail, creating a visually appealing experience that enhances immersion
⬛ Impressive details
⬛ Nearly photorealistic
⬛ Photorealistic perfection

🎮 GAMEPLAY:
⬛ Less fun than watching paint dry
⬛ As exciting as a tax audit
⬛ Meh-diocre entertainment
⬛ Slightly more fun than folding laundry
⬛ Good like a well-buttered toast
Engaging and smooth - Gameplay mechanics have been revamped to focus on visceral combat, with smoother melee interactions and a dodge roll mechanic that allows for more dynamic movement during battles
⬛ Addictively fun
⬛ Can't-put-it-down exciting
⬛ More fun than a theme park
⬛ More fun than a caffeinated squirrel

📖 STORY:
⬛ No Story
⬛ Minimal plot
⬛ Basic narrative structure
⬛ Average narrative
⬛ Intriguing storyline
⬛ Engaging plot
⬛ Lovely storyline
Rich, complex narrative - Path of Exile 2 features a rich, complex narrative that spans 25 years after original game, offers deep world-building, provides intricate character stories, integrates narrative with gameplay, explores morally nuanced conflicts
⬛ Emotionally impactfull story
⬛ Life-consuming epic

GRIND:
⬛ Requires a second life
⬛ Prepare to live in the game
⬛ Significant time investment
Grind is a major game component - Path of Exile 2 offers a complex endgame with extensive grinding, emphasizing gear progression over character levels. Players can expect 40+ hours of gameplay to reach max level, with slow, reward-gated progression systems that require significant time investment
⬛ Considerable grinding for progression
⬛ Moderate grinding for optimal play
⬛ Some grinding for optimal play
⬛ Minimal grinding for extras
⬛ Isn't necessary to progress
⬛ Zero grinding required

🧩 DIFFICULTY:
⬛ Just press 'W' to win
⬛ Easy peasy
⬛ Casual player friendly
⬛ Mild challenge
⬛ Requires some brain cells
⬛ Strategically demanding
⬛ Challenging strategy needed
Hardcore gamer territory - The endgame content introduces additional layers of complexity and challenge, including trial challenges and pinnacle bosses. The endgame content in Path of Exile 2 offers a variety of challenging activities that require strategic thinking and skillful gameplay
⬛ Prepare for frustration
⬛ Dark Souls level complexity

🔊 AUDIO:
⬛ Audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard
⬛ Sounds like a dying kazoo
⬛ Worse than a cat's yowl at 3 AM
⬛ Won't actively hurt your ears
⬛ Won't make your ears file a complaint
⬛ Pleasant background noise
Enjoyable soundscape - The audio design has been praised for its immersive quality, with sound effects enhancing the impact of gameplay actions. This contributes to a richer overall experience
⬛ Immersive audio experience
⬛ Symphony-quality sound design
⬛ Eargasm that would make Mozart weep

⏱️ GAME TIME:
⬛ Shorter than a coffee break
⬛ Lunchtime distraction
⬛ Evening entertainment
⬛ Weekend pastime
⬛ Long and satisfying
⬛ Week-long adventure
☑️ Month-long commitment - The main campaign takes approximately 25 hours to complete the first three acts. Players then need to replay these acts on a higher difficulty level, adding another 15-20 hours, for a total of 40-50 hours to reach the endgame
⬛ Epic saga length
Prepare to lose sleep - The endgame content is extensive and designed for long-term engagement. Many players invest hundreds or even thousands of hours into the endgame
⬛ Infinite game-play

👥 AUDIENCE:
⬛ Kindergarten squad
⬛ Middle school meme lords
⬛ High school procrastinators
⬛ Teens who think they know everything
⬛ College students avoiding assignments
Adults pretending to adult - Path of Exile 2 appeals primarily to an adult audience, particularly those familiar with ARPG mechanics. Its complexity may also attract dedicated gamers looking for depth in gameplay
⬛ Parents sneaking game time
⬛ Grandparents who accidentally clicked
⬛ Retirees discovering gaming
⬛ Universal appeal

🖥️ PC REQUIREMENTS:
⬛ NASA-level computing power
⬛ Future tech only
⬛ Cutting-edge hardware demanded
⬛ High-end gaming PC required
Decent gaming rig needed - The game requires a decent gaming rig to run smoothly, reflecting its improved graphics and complex mechanics. While it’s not at the cutting edge, players should ensure their systems meet moderate gaming standards
⬛ Average laptop performance
⬛ Your grandma's old desktop can handle it
⬛ Runs on a calculator
⬛ Powered by potato batteries
⬛ You don't need a PC to run it.


🐞 BUGS:
⬛ Game-breaking catastrophe
⬛ Major issues everywhere
⬛ Frequent frustrating glitches
⬛ Noticeable bugs
⬛ Occasional annoyances
⬛ Minor inconveniences
Rare, non-impactful glitches - As an early access title, Path of Exile 2 does have some minor bugs, but these are generally not game-breaking
⬛ Mostly stable
⬛ Nearly flawless
⬛ Perfectly polished

💲 PRICE:
⬛ Kidney-selling expensive
⬛ Luxury game pricing
⬛ High-end pricing
⬛ Premium but justifiable
⬛ Slightly above average
⬛ Good price
☑️ Reasonably priced - Current price for Path of Exile 2 is due to its early access model. Many players feel that Path of Exile 2 offers good value for its content, especially considering the depth and complexity it brings compared to other titles in the genre
⬛ Budget-friendly
⬛ Bargain bin sale
Completely free - Free-to-play model upon its full release

RATING:
⬛ Why did I even download this?
⬛ Worse than a root canal
⬛ Meh, I've seen worse... maybe
⬛ Barely passable entertainment
⬛ Average like a plain rice cake
⬛ Not terrible, not amazing
⬛ Surprisingly decent
Genuinely fun and engaging - Overall, Path of Exile 2 is rated as genuinely fun and engaging. It successfully builds on its predecessor's foundation while introducing new mechanics and improvements that enhance player enjoyment
⬛ Almost perfect, just missing something
⬛ Absolute masterpiece that will be remembered through generations 🏆
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