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RGL S7 Invite 4th place
UGC S25 Platinum 3rd place
UGC S24 Platinum 2nd place
UGC S22 Platinum 3rd place
UGC S19 Gold 3rd place



wax : ok im gonna play a diff class
wax : what class should i play schmeat
packing schmeat : why dont you play a different game called 'in traffic'

*DEAD*(TEAM) Akov : you can fall off this map

Soralis : We beated easily a team with Unusuals Hats

[8:06 PM]
seven:
b4nny squinting as i crash my car into the mcdonalds storefront



[3:15 PM]
Vasp:
Yo, you commented on my profile 5 years ago and said I could never delete the comment
do I have permission to delete the comment now?

*DEAD* -nicholas : later
*DEAD* -nicholas : mr bitchass



Ride the Harley into the sunset

am i glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, and then we're in there and i just remembered, we're out here. What i wanna know is where's the caveman?
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Sea of Thieves
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"If you fall behind, move faster..."
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Discord: warmagexd
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Xbox: Doom Desire5233

Notable Achievements
- UGC Platinum & RGL Invite Engineer (TF2)
- Emerald Rank Midlaner (League of Legends)
- Pirate Legend (Sea of Thieves)
- Master Rank Tank & DPS (Overwatch)
- Complete National Pokedex (Pokemon)
- Master Ball Tier Singles (Pokemon)
Recent Activity
258 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
101 hrs on record
last played on 1 Sep
5.6 hrs on record
last played on 29 Aug
malmo jacobellis 14 Jul @ 5:53pm 
i can't believe Paul E. Schmennatz was the shooter
malmo jacobellis 27 Jun @ 8:38pm 
dropped my eyelander in mcdonalds mad milk and it came out with 8 heads
malmo jacobellis 8 Jun @ 12:45am 
One thing about me is that I can never be manipulated by lying ass gaslighting sadcore indie boys like some of you sad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with “boyfriends”. I watched Midsommar for the first time today and the only thought crossed my mind was DAMN these Swedish boys are sexy !! Smh why doesnt Dani just get on that. Stop crying girl. In every situation there is an opportunity. Those village men were fine asf. I forgot about the man she came with and so should she 🥵
malmo jacobellis 30 May @ 11:46pm 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
jackawa 30 May @ 7:46am 
Big Dog
RoboKirk 29 May @ 8:40pm 
The Tiger Woods of slots