Scientists proved that there's a 90% chance that you're on a Steam profile because the user got you mad.
Source: I'm a scientist.

SO, I assume that I got you mad. But it's okay, sometimes I am too. I understand what you're feeling and I know I can help you.

Pour your salt, unleash your hatred, your anger, your frustration...
I'll heal your wounds and warm your heart

Comments are down below, you know where to go now.
See this as a Pokedex.
If our paths cross again in one of the billions of Internet's gaming roads, I'll crush you then hug you.