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Posted: 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am
Updated: 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Thats IT. im putting my Foot Down NOW. IM LEAVING A NEGATIVE REVIEW until
DIPSSHIT STARBREEZERS THOSE GREEDY EVIL COPRPORATE PIGS. FIX THEIR FREAKING SERVERS AND LET US PLAY BOYS IN BLUE. THE BOYCOT PROTEST BEGINS NOW. MAN VS SERVERS. I BET ON MAN! LETS GET THIS BOYS IN BLUE FELLAS!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

UPDATE: WE HAVE WON THE WAR AGAINST THE WOKE MOB MIND VIRUS AND DIPSSHIT STARBREEZERS. NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT MY REAL BROTHERS, THE SOLDIERS OUR IN THE TRENCHES FIGHTING THE BATTLE AGAINST DIPSSHIT STARBREEZERS AND THEIR FUC CK1NG CRONIES AND TROGLODYTES DEFENDING THEIR " BROKEN " SERVERS. WE LEARNED THE TRUTH THAT THE SERVERS WERE WORKING THE ENTIRE TIME BUT THEY DIDNT TURN IT ON BECAUSE IT WAS A PSYOP AND THEY WERE TRYING TO DESTROY THE PAYDAY COMMUNITY BY FRACTURING US WITH MIND CONTROL BROKEN SERVERS AND THEY CONVINCED THE SHEEP INTO THINKING IT WAS MAINTANENCE. THEY WERE TESTING THE HUMAN LIMITS. WE ASSASSINATED THE ENEMY AND GAINED VICTORY. PAYDAY 3 BOYS IN BLUE IS NOW PLAYABLE NO THANKS TO US. I AM SETTING THIS REVIEW TO POSITIVE TO REPRESENT OUR MASSIVE VICTORY AGAINST THE WOKE MOB MIND VIRUS AND DIPSSHIT STARBREEZERS. HERES TO BOYS IN BLUE LETS FU CCC KK KK 1NGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOO - YEE AND YEE'S ARMY
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Brandon 27 Jul, 2024 @ 11:11pm 
Edit: I have recovered from the seizure I was in when I created this post. My soldiers did show up to the hospital because their king was damaged in battle. I may have recovered from that seizure but I am now schizophrenic because those soldiers were figments of my imagination.
wizzceg 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
what is bro yappin' about?
Brandon 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm 
WE HAVE WON THE WAR. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY REAL BROTHERS IN ARMS WHO HELPED US WIN THE BATTLE. IF IT WASNT FOR YOU PAYDAY 3 WOULD'VE BEEN UNPLAYABLE FOR LORD KNOWS HOW LONG. I AM ALSO SETTING THE REVIEW TO POSITIVE AS WAS PROMISED. HERES TO A GREAT DAY OF PLAYING BOYS IN BLUE. :cozybethesda:
Crocodiledundee 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:45pm 
You sound like a Starbreeze Psyop
wizzceg 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm 
hell nah, who let blood cook?
TexasDaGreat 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:37pm 
I seen saner people at a psych ward
Brandon 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56pm 
I AM KING AND I SHALL GO DEMON MODE ON ALL WHO SHALL OPPOSE ME :cupdevil:
Brandon 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54pm 
WOKE MOB GOT HIT WITH THE MIND VIRUS FROM STARBREEZE AND CONTRACTED MORE BRAIN DAMAGE THAN THEY ALREADY HAD IS TRYING TO "CANCEL" ME FOR BEING THE ONLY FREE THINKER IN THE PAYDAY SOCIETY. THEY HATED ON JESUS BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH
Brandon 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:18pm 
THE SECOND THAT THE SERVERS GO BACK UP WE WILL RETURN HOME
Brandon 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:09pm 
THERE IS NO REALITY WHERE WE LOSE THIS FIGHT SOLDIERS