Killer of waffles... A person whom murders batter, baked in a waffle iron... A human that lives on planet Earth whom partakes in the stabbing, eating, shooting, etc. of the batter cake with a pattern of deep indentations on each side, formed by the grid-like design on each of the two hinged parts of a metal appliance in which the cake is baked, done so to be eaten hot with butter or syrup.