I love having dirty sloppy buttsegs with my dog and fingering people who ask me to finger them. I do nasty things in my free time, like jizz on other peoples bedsheets and leave little poop stains on their carpets when they are not looking. People describe me as a butthole lover, bc i love licking butts so much. plz, can i plz, plz plz, lick your butt too?