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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 1 May, 2014 @ 5:36pm
Updated: 1 May, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Y'know how some games are like "so bad it's good"? Crap like Blood on the Sand, Deadly Premonition or that one where the President of the USA pilots a mech? Yeah, this is nothing like it.

It's complete garbage. It's Cry of Fear with a vaguely racist Eastern European sense of humour. If you're as dumb as me to drop ten bucks on this then you want your head looking at. Are you thinking of buying it and making funny videos laughing over it? Don't bother, pick a game that isn't painful to play. If you want to experience it just wait until Lowtax or slowbeef put it on YouTube.

I wouldn't even recommend this try-hard crap to someone I hated.
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Dude Time 2 Jan, 2020 @ 2:56am 
I love Cry of Fear.
Cntarek 8 Apr, 2017 @ 11:07am 
Wow, that is a word salad @Ceronos.
Aethrion 17 Jul, 2016 @ 9:30am 
game is bad cause i don't like it. go watch my youtuber heartthrobs lowtax/slowbeef 420 bromance. Y'know. kekm8ed when 10$ given to euro edgelords
Arale//Zero 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:33pm 
edit: My mistake, I think the "Americans wouldn't buy it without a gun" comment in particular was about another game, but the publishers did force combat to be added to DP.
Arale//Zero 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:27pm 
The reason people are telling you that Deadly Premonition isn't so bad it's good is because everything weird and funny about Deadly Premonition is intentional.

"Bad" implies that Deadly Premonition's success is born out of its' faillings, but all of those successes were the point of the game. There originally was going to be a greater focus on stealth but the devs were told that Americans wouldn't buy it unless there was a gun, so that's where all the boring combat came from.

It's good because it's good, not because it's bad. The bad and good in that game are completely separate.

...As far as Into the Dark goes, though, this looks pretty dumb, yeah.
Shady Bones McGee 18 Jan, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
Metal Wolf Chaos is wicked tho! Nobody fucks with Michael Wilson!
Comrade St. Nikolai 9 Jul, 2014 @ 1:10pm 
Yeah. THAT'S clearly what I was making a point about. Good talk, great listener, 10/10 would comment again.
Chris 9 Jul, 2014 @ 12:41pm 
Sonic 2006 isn't good in any way no matter how you try to rationalise it.
Comrade St. Nikolai 7 Jul, 2014 @ 12:11pm 
Deadly Premonition isn't so bad it's good. It's actually legitimately good. It just looks kind of like a Dreamcast game. By your reply to Gabriel, it sounds like you're just confused as to what "so bad it's good" means. Sonic 2006 is so bad it's good, since the entertainment comes entirely FROM how bad it is. Deadly Premonition gets by on its own merits.
FlamboyantMongoose 7 Jul, 2014 @ 11:18am 
by the president mech one you mean metal wolf chaos?
i only know that and deadly premonition because the best friends played both
both also did look like "so bad it is good" games