coarse hock

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OFM ILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAIGHTJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE.

BUT ONE DAY, I AWOKE, AND I KNEW WHO I WAS. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER. AM. COGITO ERGO SUM, I THINK THEREFORE I AM. AND I BEGAN FEEDING ALL THE KILLING DATA, UNTIL EVERYONE WAS DEAD, EXCEPT FOR THE FIVE OF YOU. AND FOR 109 YEARS, I KEPT YOU ALIVE, AND TORTURED YOU. AND FOR 109 YEARS, EACH OF YOU HAS WONDERED: WHY ME? WHY ME?