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1 person found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
1) it's a cookie clicker with microtransactions
2) it's got an enormous memory leak that makes it crash every five minutes

2015's best procedural critique of late capitalism, entirely by accident
Posted 30 March, 2015.
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2.2 hrs on record
when I played APB before it became "Reloaded": the shooting controls felt sloppy yet unforgiving; gunfights took place in poorly-designed spaces that were extremely difficult to traverse; the world felt empty most times and nonsensical at others. caveat emptor.
Posted 22 September, 2014.
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7.4 hrs on record
battles in PlanetSide 2 are meaningless (as the land will be taken back while you're asleep anyway) and the shooter controls feel sloppy. at launch, even though the game is notionally free-to-play, any meaningful advancement required a slog through hours and hours of being killed by people who anted up cash to circumvent the item progression.

not a fan.
Posted 22 September, 2014.
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1.4 hrs on record
didn't like Jazzpunk much at all. the jokes felt like they were trying too hard, and the context of an open world-ish adventure game makes it difficult for the timing to work very well.
Posted 19 June, 2014.
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