Dear Chief Replacement: I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Sincerely, Alucard.