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First off, the artstyle and music is absolutely STELLAR. Perfectly emulates that 2000's freeware/edutainment look, and the music also nails the MIDI songs of that era too. The gameplay is also incredibly addicting and rewarding despite it's simplicity. I don't think it quite hits that perfect flow state something like Balatro does, but it definitely hits most of those highs. It's only 5 dollars to get your nub on and it's well worth the price.

Ough.... My Gros Michel....

It's genuinely not worth it anymore.

i herd if u play th third level at 3 am and go really fst up the car ramp, you can actualy fly off of it and then fight the secret evil yeti boss! i haven't seen him yet (my mom won't allow me to stay up l8 bc of school :( ) but my freind eric from school says he did it, but he says it's really hard to do theres specal stuff you need.

All jokes aside, really good game with a lot of potential. The art-style scratches that itch of having it be unapologetically 2000's while still having a great amount of quality and effort. Plus, the whole premise of it being based off of old GTA myth videos and stuff of the like is such a creative idea and it does shine through a lot of the aspects of the game. Good ♥♥♥♥.

hey what the ♥♥♥♥

Even though Sony has backed away from the PSN linking system, they have decided to silently stop purchases in countries that do not have PSN accessibility, alienating a lot of the player-base. Until this is changed, I'm changing my review back to negative. ♥♥♥♥ Sony for continuing to try to kill this golden goose

The day after I played this game my power supply in my computer died and I'm 100% convinced it was this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that did it. 10/10

Never stop making games. This is one of a kind. You truly are the Sir Albert Einstein of our Time. Thank you. May God bless you on all your journeys defeating the nazis.

I had to sell 18% of my soul to Satan so my computer could run the game. It filled the emptiness right away.
10/10 would make a deal with the devil again.

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