Recent reviews by Dr. Colonoscopy

When I first got this game I probably couldn't really recommend it. But after the first skill tree rework I can fully recommend this game to anyone, even non-Warhammer fans. It's just a really good shooter now.

Bought it, couldn't play it due to match making errors. Refunded it.

Good game.

Fun game that becomes great the moment you add friends. Playing pub matches aren't bad either. This game has an amazing art style to boot and the music is really nice.

Great game. Great music.

It's the Mecca of zombie games.

This game has full blown stolen my heart. When I saw it on sale I checked out it's trailers and read it's updates and kept thinking "oh it's a lot like Binding of Isaac and Enter the Gungeon. I like those games, and I like farming sims sort of. It's half off might as well try it." And wow I couldn't be any more wrong on the comparison. To me the game feels less like modern roguelites and more like an old game called Smash TV. In the beginning using the starter character Lavender all I could think about is how the game could improve if it was a little bit faster. Eventually I got Robusta. It was a literal dream come true. The game went from casual to break neck Doom Eternal speed. Nothing, and I mean this, nothing feels better then getting Robusta, spending the first day speed running all the available zones in less than a minute and thirty seconds. I wasn't playing Robusta, I was playing Doom Guy on vacation. Something about moving at mack 5, dodging projectiles at double speed and clearing full zones in less than a minute feels amazing. Then getting Track Pants and being even faster. Getting the Cattling Gun or the Jackrabbit 12 and melting enemies. It's perfect. It was such a nostalgia trip too feeling like I was playing SmashTV all over again. This game is great. It's mindless fast pace fun, at least for me. And in my heart I will always see Robusta as Doom Guy on vacation, roaming the wastes of Earth on his personal farm. Reap and sow. Until it is done.

Absolver is an alright game with a lot of very annoying farming mechanics and is clearly unfinished but it didn't want to call it self "Early Access" so instead it sells itself for 30$. But this is one of those games that feels like it wants to be a mix of Journey and Dark Souls but the issue is its story isn't very deep and the P2P network makes it even more shakey and riddled with bugs worse than a discount motel. But aside from that it can give a cheap rush of joy now and again so take it for what you will, I personally can't recommend it in this state.

Truly puts you in the boots of these old soldiers, the feeling of being over embraced by enemy troops storming your trench as you're wredged in tight spaces to try and snipe the opposition or vice-versa, chargeing the enemy trenches with a rifle and a few frags and trying to stomp out the enemy.

Its like Dark Souls, but in space. No matter what you do, it will all kill you at some point. 11/5 would literally bye four more times for lols.