After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This guy added me as a friend after i dropped 53 kills in a faceit mythic cup final, so i figured he just wanted the carry again. After accepting the request things took an unfortunate turn as he blew me up with all sorts of sexual messages asking things like "Can i put the hammer or helmet in?" so i informed valve of the situation and they assured me he was only "power tripping", whatever the hell that means. Contrary to him probably being a recovering sex addict his knowledge in game seems competent which is good enough for me, so long story short i had to mute him in messages and i am still carrying him in csgo to this day.

10/10 would bang again

fungus=chungus
fungi? CHUNGI

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Ever since I saw your comment on Amazon.com/100gallontuboflube I knew you were a real gangster and I needed to know where you put all that lube. So I took the leap of faith and friended this guy. IT WAS WORTH IT. We immediately bonded and have these fun quirky "lube-offs" where we find ways to use the lube. We put it all over our bodies and goof off together. (nothing to crazy ladies ;) ) But when it comes to the game he is not all that great but worth the lube time ive had. 4/5 good friend and 2.5/5 good lover. Thanks for being a part of my life. - your girlfriends boyfriends cucked brother phil