If you're having a bad day, just remember that tomorrow could be a good day. It's a gamble. And once you realize you're gambling, you'll be happy again. Because gambling is awesome.

I live alone in a nice house. I have sensors and hidden cameras around my house. I do amphetamines a lot and leave my windows open I have legitimately had two pedos slide through my window into what looks like a children's room (1 guess it is in a eay, my nieces and nephews use it when they're over). I'm always there quietly with a taser and shotgun. Lethality has never been necessary though, the taser drops them. The first guy I beat the şhit out of for fun. Just kicks, punches, one or two beatings with a chain. Showed him the footage and pictures I had of him approaching the house and sliding into the kids' room. Been blackmailing him since. The second guy...I was on amphetamines and hadn't had sex in six months. I tied him up and waited for him so l could beat him but honestly I fuçked him instead. Most fückin incredible nut of my life. And he whimpered the whole time. I'm doing my part for my community the rest of you aren't doing jack şhit

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anal area after intense penetration.

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What can I say? I nut big. It's not my job; it's not my
hobby; it's my life. I nut big whenever I can,
wherever I go. Sometimes, I nut on the train. I nut
at school, I nut at work. I don't know much about
genetics, but hey, I nut big and that's all that
matters. While your standard nut ranges between
5-10 drops, my record-breaking semen shots have
been officially recorded to contain over 500 drops of
nut . Yes, I understand - if you're a small nutter, it
may be had to grasp just how much nut can escape
my penis. But don't worry - everyone nuts
differently. In fact, I'm nutting on you now. You just
don't know it yet.