If you're having a bad day, just remember that tomorrow could be a good day. It's a gamble. And once you realize you're gambling, you'll be happy again. Because gambling is awesome.

I live alone in a nice house. I have sensors and hidden cameras around my house. I do amphetamines a lot and leave my windows open I have legitimately had two pedos slide through my window into what looks like a children's room (1 guess it is in a eay, my nieces and nephews use it when they're over). I'm always there quietly with a taser and shotgun. Lethality has never been necessary though, the taser drops them. The first guy I beat the şhit out of for fun. Just kicks, punches, one or two beatings with a chain. Showed him the footage and pictures I had of him approaching the house and sliding into the kids' room. Been blackmailing him since. The second guy...I was on amphetamines and hadn't had sex in six months. I tied him up and waited for him so l could beat him but honestly I fuçked him instead. Most fückin incredible nut of my life. And he whimpered the whole time. I'm doing my part for my community the rest of you aren't doing jack şhit

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anal area after intense penetration.

you look at this and then you look at that but did you?have a good look if you think a puppet
I couldn't Master the master master rrrereedeerrrrerrrre..... i am the is the best of the gaster tank. ...*interlude*.....master rrrrrredeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....masterrrrr wait a moment i re tune my guitar master masterrr

What can I say? I nut big. It's not my job; it's not my
hobby; it's my life. I nut big whenever I can,
wherever I go. Sometimes, I nut on the train. I nut
at school, I nut at work. I don't know much about
genetics, but hey, I nut big and that's all that
matters. While your standard nut ranges between
5-10 drops, my record-breaking semen shots have
been officially recorded to contain over 500 drops of
nut . Yes, I understand - if you're a small nutter, it
may be had to grasp just how much nut can escape
my penis. But don't worry - everyone nuts
differently. In fact, I'm nutting on you now. You just
don't know it yet.

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Aslında işin aslı şöyle hâkim bey
Aslı'yı ilk gördüğüm gün başlıyor işin aslı
Aslı bir gün benim acizane kaptan şoförlüğünü yaptığım 56 Chevrolet taksiye biniyor
Ve "Karagümrük'e" diyor bana
Karagümrük o dakika gönlümün başkenti, başımın tacı, ruhumun ilacı oluyor
Delikanlıya yakışmaz, yolculuk boyunca en ufak bi' rahatsızlık ya da edepsizlik etmiyorum
Yalnız indiği yeri, yolu, sokağı, kapıyı mıh gibi aklıma çakıyorum
"Oğlum" diyorum bizim Chevrolet'ye
"Bu kapıyı unutma, bir gün ilk bu kapıda gelin arabası olacaksın."
Sorup soruşturup, bulup buluşturup en nihayetinde Aslı'yı istetiyorum
Ama gelgelelim kızın üvey anası kızı bir türlü vermeye yanaşmıyor
İkinci kez istetiyorum, bu kez üvey abi "Bizde taksici esnafına kız yok." diyor
Allah'ın hakkı üçtür, "Anam seni de yorduk ama hadi son bi' kez daha iste." diyorum
Kapı anamın yüzüne bir kez daha kapanıyor, "Oğlum, bu işin aslı yok." diyor

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After a good game in ds3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ds3 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him.
Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

They're remaking my dıck and balls.
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Don't forget to buy the enhanced version Dıck and Balls Rehard gone wild (sexual style).
If you don't like Dıck and Balls Rehard you're so mean.
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Your entire large bowel is basically a soft tube, so the turds, which start out as a liquid, gradually harden into that tube shape as the bowel absorbs the water. The bowel is wider than your aşşhole, so it is squeezed a bit thinner on the way out but still retains basically the same shape. If you want to know how much thicker the turd is before it comes out, just hold it in a bit longer! As your Bowel absorbs more of the bog fluids, the turd will harden more until your butthole can no longer compress it on the way out. The turd will maintain its original shape as your gaping rectum is painfully stretched open to accommodate the now dry, rock hard dump. :)

Today I met god
He stood in front of me, with an imposing yet calming essence. It was not an aura, nor a feeling, it was not carnal.
It was something strange, indescribable. I felt it in my bones, in my flesh, in my mind, I felt how the space near me changed, deformed and the essence of something between calm and joy came together just for me. . . That was the essence of god.
I wanted to hate him, but I couldn't.
I could see it clearly, his form was too perfect to be human and too human to be feared. Like a stuffed animal, a stuffed animal that you would gladly hug to stop the torment of this existence.
I wanted to fear him, but I couldn't.
I didn't blink, yet I couldn't see the change, any of the moments where something changed like it didn't, but every second that passed I felt something different in my vision, something different in this place. I saw him closer.
I wanted to give myself to him, but I couldn't.
He whispered in my ear:
my peanits

OH. I'M UNFUNNY? NO, I'M NOT. I AM ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MET, YOU ARE JUST BLIND TO SEE MY FUNNUNESS! PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK I AM FUNNY ARE STUPID, UNREAL. "YOUR JOKES ARE TOO ANNOYING AND UNFUNNY..." UHM NO THEY'RE NOT? THE ONLY ANNOYING THING IN HERE IS YOU, WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTANDY MY JOKES AND SAYS THEY'RE UNFUNNY. MY JOKES ARE THE BEST. MY HUMOR IS THE BEST. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS THE BEST. I COULD LITERALLY OPEN A LOW BUDGET COMEDY SHOW WITH NO EFFORT, NO SOUNDEFFECTS AND NO SPECIAL RAINBOW CHANGING LIGHTS JUST NORMAL 5$ LIGHTS AND TICKETS WOULD BE SOLD IN 5 MINS. NO I AM NOT WEAIRD FOR SAYING I'M FUNNY, I'M JUST SPEAKING FACTS. BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER HUMOUR THAN YOU, DOESN'T MEAN I'M UNFUNNY. YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND. GO GET A LIFE.

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buna felsefe deniyor küçük çocuk

Now add another ECO- FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS to use it as a table to eat some food, also use it as a working place when he is done eating and using. And then add a PROJECTORY TO WHERE HE WATCHES SOME K-DRAMA if he didnt afford a television and the boredom will be gone. Now add a toilet then a shower then a sink between them as a comfort room for him, now add a highly blurred glass as a cover bathroom. And then add refridgirator to store his food and add a big oven with a stove on it to cook his foods daily.
And thats how you transform a mirco-sized room into a fully functional room to enjoy his lifestyle and he doesnt have his own emotional damage anymore. Little john's life become very fine

Little john moved to Manila with his life savings from his grandparents but little john found out that his apartment is 0.0000000000000001sqm. in size. Little John was too sad because how sad he is how small his room. Then transform this apartment into a fully functional room but first you need with GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL, and ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS. After that, he must use his life savings TO BUY SOME SCREWS FROM HIS AUNT. After that use an unbreakable glass act as an window and add some GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL as railings to prevent to falling him to ded. Create his closet and a cabinet to store his daily clothes and out-of-season clothing, including his underwear, store his smelly shoes and give some space to his future girlfriend, also used fiber glassed to avoid dust. Then, add a foldable matress to where a place to sleep, then add some cabinets on his sidewalls to store his books and his secrets, and then add an outlet to where to charge hos phone and other electrical usage.

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I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.

yazmayın kardeşim twitterdan yazmayın kaç kere söyledim ben sizin arkadaşınız değilim kankanız değilim aileniz değilim hesaplarımla alakalı bir durum olmadıkça yazmayın birisi gelir hayat hikayesini yazar diğeri abi götüme koyarmısın diğer gelir banlandım banımı aç abi der bıktım kardeşim yoruldum 40 yaşına geldim şeker tansiyon var bağırmaktan bıktım yanda asansör var şikayet gelmesinden bıktımmmmmm dakka başı kapıma polis gelmesinden yoruldum ayğğğğ bayılcam abicim kaleyi rahat bırak yoksa bak

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play mhw sometime its a fun hunting game with alot of grind, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

bu arkadas lolcu guvenmeyin

Once upon a time, there was a guy in Germany named Neiñbeghfudwqienne. Since you didn't read the name, I won't continue.

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911.. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago

Abi şu adam bi sussun nolur ya, sus artık ya. Nerden susuyon pezevenk sus. Nolur sus artık dayanamıyorum sus ya. Allahım çıldırıcam sus ya nerden susucak bu herif, konuşup duruyo kafamı sikti.

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This is a screen shot from the video game Cyberpunk 2077. It was plagued with bugs, glitches and errors from its release - but this specific error makes it unplayable for me.

The (German) manhole cover on this road (and all others in the game) clearly displays a DIN 4721 ref, which carries a Class B125 rating. This is the wrong standard as its maximum capacity is unfit for usage on roads.

B125 manhole-covers are only certified for weights up to 12,500kg
and usually only certified for pavements, pedestrian zones, and car parking areas for small cars.

The requisite specification for the manhole cover, in this instance, ought to have been one with a D400 rating, which possesses a certification for load-bearing capacity in excess of 40,000kg. It is deemed appropriate for deployment within vehicular carriageways, pedestrian thoroughfares, verges adjacent to roadways, as well as car parks.

Male, 34, ranked Global Champion number 75 on Rainbow 6 Siege, strong interest in farm machinery.

Komik değildi. Gülmedim. Şakan o kadar kötüydü ki kafamın üstünden gitmesini tercih ederdim. Dürüst olmak gerekirse beni güldürmek için berbat bir deneyimdi. Kıkırdamadım akciğerlerimde ufak bir hava akışı olmadı. Bilime göre güleceğimiz zaman, yüz kaslarımız gülmeden önce gevşemeye hazırlanırlar, en küçük bir oynama bile hissetmedim. 0/10 şakan o kadar kötüydü ki sana yasal olarak yaratıcılı olmana kim izin verdi inanamıyorum. Bu şakaya harcadığım beyin gücü dünyadaki bütün evlerin enerjisini karşılamaya yeter sanırım. Bi kişilik sahibi, ol şaka yapmayı öğren, kitap oku. Bunu komiklik için söylemiyorum, içtenlikle söylüyorum ki bu mizahın gelebileceği en kötü nokta olabilir. Az önce dünyadaki bütün mizahi ve komedik şeyleri tek elle yoketmiş bulunuyorsum. Toplumun seni bütün olarak bu komiklikten aciz bıraktığından dolayı büyük bir utanç içerisindeyim.

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Happy 2024 well not really this year i will spend every second. Yes all 31536000 if them hoping and praying for nothing but your absolute demise and pain this year. if u had and hope this was ur year forget about it because this hatered i have built towards u trancends any feeling a regular human can feel. This type of hatefulness is only a thing of fiction and once the year is over i will recap and look over my work and see how i made your life and absolute hell and once i do that then and only then will i feel happiness but until then every bad thing that will happen this year will be because of me i would love too see your demise have a horrible year i will now be spam reporting your account

I’m a redneck country boy who loves god and my school was on the news because our had a spirit week on October 25,2019 we had Country vs Country day club and some kids brought a confederate flag and I just wore all camouflage and they said if the rednecks did something or didn’t do something we would get arrested for a hate crime and the next day my friends and I we were just talking to one of the deputies at my school we were just basically hanging out then some girl starting calling us racists then she said white supremacy just to remind you the girl is black but anyways she kept saying white supremacy then the deputy we were talking to turned around to the girl to calm down and now they suspended or kicked out any of the rednecks who brought there confederate flags Jesus needs to come down here and bring us all together

still love you but dam ur bad at 4honor

I love you

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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

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way bucocuk cokii süpermıs

benim sutorileri veya postlarimi izlerken way bucocuk cokii süpermıs mi dionuz yoksa gitbasimdanbemi dionuz?

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Well, as a preface, I'm engaged at high level communication (converse.exe) with top tier monkeys (regularly) inside my basement and I have over 16k hours of "talking to the walls" experience across all walls I could find in my basement. I am'nt lost a single argument against the walls and so I'm the single best monkey in throwing bananas at people (though most monkeys use poop) my experience at throwing poop is limited as I have only 17k hours of throwing poop however the vast majority of it has been on the old broken ladder from my basement (yes. It is big enough to contain a ladder) the ladder fell down from the sheer amount of poop and fell on low tier casuals such as fury(there was money involved), grim (literally cheating) and value (not so great value deal ha?)

NEDEN BAKİRE OLMAYAN KIZ İSTEMİYORUM BİR KARIMIN BAŞKA BİR ERKEĞİN ÖNÜNDE DİZ ÇÖKÜP O ERKEĞİN PENİ SİNE YÜZÜNÜ SÜRDÜĞÜNÜ DÜŞÜNMEK BENİ DELİRTİYOR İKİ DÜĞÜN GECESİ BİRKAÇ KRONUN UZAKTAN KARIMA BAKIP SIRITMASINI İSTEMİYORUM ÜÇ KADINLAR GELECEK VAAD ETMİYOR ÇOĞU PARA KAZANAMIYOR İYİ BİR MESLEK SAHİBİ DEĞİLLER DOLAYISIYLA GEÇMİŞLERİ ÖNEMLİ BİR HAL ALIYOR DÖRT VAJİ NA KENDİSİNE GİREN İLK PENİ SE GÖRE ŞEKİL ALIR KALIBI BOZUK KIZ İSTEMEM

Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book, I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it in how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny.

Sevgilim başkasıyla birlikte yatabilir, bu aldatma değildir.

bazılarının asla anlayamayacağı bir olaydır.

sevgi, aşk gibi kavramlar sizin dizilerde, filmlerde gördüğünüz duygu ferresi değildir arkadaşlar. bir erkeğin karısı bir başka erkeğin fiziğini beğenmiş ve onun bedenini arzulamış, ne kötülük var bunda? erkek de keza başka bir kadını beğenip onun bedenini arzulayabilir. bunlar aldatma sayılmaz. bizler insanız, hayvan değil. binlerce yıl öncesinden gelen dürtüler bunlar.

önemli olan gecenin sonunda birbirine sarılarak uyuyabilmek.
derdini, sıkıntısını dinleyip anlamaya çalışmak.
onu asla bırakmamak, her konuda danışmak. hayat arkadaşı olmak.
birlikte battaniye altına girip kahve eşliğinde film izlerken mutlu olabilmek.
işte gerçek aşk budur.

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kuran 23 yılda indi

23 yıl:

8395 gün

201.480 saat

12.088.800 dakika

725.328.000 saniye eder

yani 725.328.000 saniyede 320.015(kurandaki harf sayısı) harf indi

bir latin harfi 8 bit yani 1 bayt

ama amk arapların harfleri biraz daha karışık olduğu için 2 bayt lazım unicode karakter kodlamasına göre

320.015 harf = 640.030 byte

640.030 byte = 5.120.240 bit

internetin hızını ölçmek için normalde mbps yani megabit per second kullanıyoruz o yüzden ben de bu birimde hesaplayacağım

1 megabit = 10^6 = 1 000 000 bit

5.120.240 bit (kuran boyutu) = 5.12 megabit

5.12 yi 725.328.000 e bölersek allahın saniyedeki veri aktarım hızını buluruz

5.12 / 725.328.000 ≈ 0.00000000707153846

yani allahın internet hızı 0.00000000707153846 mbps dir

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