CS2 isn’t just a game—it’s a social experiment gone wrong.

Every match is guaranteed to have at least one of these legendary player types. If you don’t recognize any of them, congrats - you ARE one of them.

- The “Rush B No Stop” Maniac – No smokes, no flashes, just W key and disappointment.
- The Team Flash Specialist – Throws the most effective flashes… directly at teammates.
- The Fake Pro – Misses every flick but still calls you trash.
- The Mic Spam DJ – Either blasting bass-boosted music or screaming into their mic.
- The Tactical Genius™ – Drops a full strat book in chat, dies first.
- The AFK Guy – Always tabbed out, comes back just to die.
- The Clutch Choker – Can win a 1v4 but somehow loses a 1v1 against a guy with 12 HP.
- The Economy Terrorist – Buys AWP on eco, never drops a gun, always broke.
- The 300 Ping Warrior – Teleports across the map, blames the server.
- The “CS:GO Was Better” Guy – Hates CS2, plays 5 matches a day.
- The "One Tap Only" Guy – Misses 90% of his shots but insists spraying is for noobs.
- The "I Only Play Deagle" Guy – Drops 3 kills in 15 rounds, still refuses to buy a rifle.
- The "CS2 Hit Reg Is Broken" Guy – Misses everything, blames the servers.