Darkness Nighthingale
2 weeks ago (edited)
I got one. 1 year though, not 10.
Somewhat important backstory
I was always the smartest kid in school since I the highest IQ in town(170). By third grade I was doing grade 9 school work. But since I was young, I wasn't allowed to move on past my grade. So by time time I had finished all of the grade 12 work(I was in grade 5) that had been provided to me through the local high school's principle,(really great guy), I had nothing left to do. Of course, I still had my elementary school work to do because of Harper's stupid laws that grades can't be skipped under any circumstances. I stopped doing the school work and started to hang around the local elders to see if I could learn anything from them. Bunch of stuff happened that's not important to this story, but I did meet a nice old man & we played checkers & talked until he passed on.
Main story
Once I got to high school, I was instantly hated by some of the new feminist "teacher's". In their eyes, I was the "Toxic white male otaku looser who never did anything and leeched off his parents" kid. Nothing much happens. All classes have 98-100%. All but two who I somehow got 50% in. I went to the principle & showed him the two marks & he spent two weeks going through all the gradeable work for those two classes to see if a 99% average students really got two 50% marks. Turns out, I really had 98% in both of them. I wonder how that got mixed up.
I graduate top of class & move on with my life.
A year later, I run into two of the "teachers" while grocery shopping.
Conversation goes something like this :
FB1 : Feminist ♥♥♥♥♥ 1 FB2 : Feminist ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 Me : I hope your able to figure it out on you're own NEW : Nice eldermy woman who happens to be that nice old man's daughter & a good family friend.
FB1 : Oh look, It's that failure who sucks up to everyone.
FB2 : I wonder who he leeching off of this time.
FB1 : I'd hate to be that sucker.
FB1 & FB2 : Laughs
Me : Oh look, It's the teachers who can't teach their own subject.
FB1 : Listen here you little ♥♥♥♥. No one can name the capital of each state/country & their population's on a whim.
Me : But you "teach" geography. It's your job to know.
FB2 : Whatever, at least we're not stupid like you are.
NEW comes out of of nowhere
NEW : If he's stupid, like you say he is, than that must mean you both have brain cancer. I've seen what it does, truly pitiful. Now OP, I need some help with a bag of potatoes. Do you mind helping me?
Me : Of course NEW, you know I'll always help you when I can. Perhaps FB1 & FB2 could learn a few things while watching.

I've never seen any of them in town since then.
EDIT : Some people think this never happened. It did. But if you failed school or are just plain stupid, that's ok. I'm sure you'll find a job somewhere.